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    I just got back from this movie...it's...it's one of a kind.

    It's part brilliant political satire, part toilet humor. It's very crude. Do not take young children to see this movie. It's kinda like a combination of Deep Throat and All the President's Men.. for this era.

    The political satire is genius. It's ing pure genius. Seriously, it's a deadly accurate political satire.


    You will hear the most profound political commentary ever...and it's all done using nothing more than an analogy of s, pussies and assholes. It's awesome. I wish I'd thought of it.

    Just as the old guard Hollywood Republicans(John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart, Bob Hope, etc) suddenly found themselves out of style in the mid 60's...

    We are now seeing the end of 30 years of whining hypocritical liberalism. Thank God.

    These guys(Hollywood Liberals) have been criticizing every one in every film made for the last 35 something years. The image Hollywood has projected of America for much of this time plays a huge role in the distrust and negative image of our country and government worldwide.

    Finally someone has given the Hollywood Liberal establishment a taste of it's own medicine. Everyone at the theatre when I was there was a young 18-21 year old kid and they loved this movie. Hollywood liberalism has definitely jumped the shark. It is the establishment now, and this generation is going to take it down like the wall of overly PC Bull it has become.

    I won't say it's conservatism that is coming back...true conservatives are likely to have a heart attack in this movie....It's something else...but I like it more than the ultra tired Hollywood Liberalism.

    This move does take it's shots at the right, but make no mistake about it...this movie bashes the living out of Hollywood Liberals and hits the proverbial nail on the head.


    The soundtrack is genius. I am definitely buying it when it comes out...."America Yeah" is the main theme...I have a feeling that's going to be a hit in Iraq.

    It's not the best song though...the montage song is great(it's a song making fun of montages)...Pearl Harbor(the movie) sucked and I miss you...is a great song...as is Kim Jong Il's sad ballad I'm ronery(lonely) LMAO.

    But if you sit through the credits you'll get to hear a real gem of a song called...Alec Baldwin, you're worthless.

    No Hollywood Liberal escapes the scathing political commentary in this movie...

    If you, like me, have gotten sick of liberalism that is so liberal that it sides with the bad guys, and is actually a form of anti-Americanism...and has become a tired, whining, negative and confused voice...You'll love this movie.

    You get to see all the Hollywood baddies killed...Sarandon, Robbins, Moore, Garafalo ...all of them. It's a genuine guilty pleasure for those of us that have had enough of these pompous, self-absorbed assholes, that think because they are rich and famous, they can just sit on their thrones spouting BS idealism and heaping bitter resentment and ridicule on those that don't share their views. God it felt good.

    Young Republicans will like this movie probably, as will those that still have enough common sense to see that the real bad guys aren't our govenment or patriotic Americans..Liberals are going to hate it because it so perfectly captures just what a joke they have become...


    I know Republicans will be able to handle being made fun of better than the liberals...The Republicans have been putting up with it for the past 30 years while Hollywood has been a Liberal Haven...

    Let's see how well the liberals handle it, now that they are getting a taste of their own medicine and someone is pointing out how full of , cliched, unrealistic, self serving, and out of touch, their political views are.

    I reccomend seeing this movie(unless you are a liberal, then you'll like it less than Bush liked lardass 911).
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    whott doesn't know when hes being made fun of

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    Make fun of me all you want...as long as I get to see Michael Moore, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon die, I'll be more than happy to laugh along with you .

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    Good review Whott. Looking forward to seeing the movie soon.

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    Thanks, but be warned...it bashes the right...but the right gets bashed so much by the left in general that it hardly registers in this movie.

    What makes the movie unique and so enjoyable is the vigorous bashing of the hollywood left. I currently am leaning to the right and the right bashing was tame compared to the average Hollywood movie. I laughed at the bashing of the right, some of it was accurate...I was in absolute ecstasy at the bashing of the hollywood left.

    If you are truly a conservative, in every sense of the word, it might be very offensive to you given the language and puppet sex.

    But it simply cannot be beat if you are really sick of hollywood liberals.

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    If Michael Moore indeed blows up as advertised, then friend, that's worth the price of admission...

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    LOL you get that and more. Sarandon gets it pretty good...Tim Robbins actually puts up a pretty good fight. They pretty much paint a very ugly picture of Moore before he blows up lol.

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    A little late, but we just saw it tonight.

    Pretty damn funny.


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    Isn't this a cartoon?

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    ive been advocating the viewing of this movie for months

    whottt why did you put horry on your avatar are you insane>??!?~??~?


    this movie is the its mad funny

    the songs were pure genius

    how is it bashing liberalism when they play that song "what would you do" which was mimicing d-sucking country fakers??

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    do you remember?...
    when them towers fell?

    and you say we shouldnt worry about bin laden...
    well i think we should!
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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Isn't this a cartoon?

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    I'm so ronery, so ronery
    So ronery and sadry arone
    There's no one, just me onry
    Sitting on my rittre thwown

    I work wearry hawd and make up gweat prans
    But nobody ristens no one undewstands
    Seems rike no one takes me serirusrEEEEEEEEEEE
    And so, I'm ronery... A rittre ronery
    Po rittre me.

    There's nobody I can rerate to
    Feer rike a biwd in a cage
    It's kinda sirry (but not wearry)
    Because it's firring my body with wage
    I'm the smawtest most cwevew most physicwy fit
    But nobody else seems to wewarize it
    When I change the wowrd maybe theyw notice mEEEEEEEE

    But untiw then, I'w just be ronery
    (sigh) Yeah, rittre ronery...
    Po rittre me.

    I'm so ronery.

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    that was the worst song of the movie

    the big dorky country song was the best
    then the america theme song
    then the AIDS song
    then of course the montage song

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    You don rike my song?!?!

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    ^^^^^^^

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    Best movie I've seen in quite some time. What is especially humorous is when some of the left of center political persuasion refuse to believe that it clowned them.

    Team America spared no side and that's what made it exceptional viewing.

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    The wife wanted to watch this piece of crap and I tried to block it but I finally gave in. I found the urge to have a BM about 5 minutes into it.

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    Best movie I've seen in quite some time. What is especially humorous is when some of the left of center political persuasion refuse to believe that it clowned them.

    Team America spared no side
    and that's what made it exceptional viewing.

    gee what gave that one away, the movie?

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    "Say 'Team America ate my baby!' Say it!"

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    A movie that makes fun of both liberals and conservatives?? Oh the horror!! How will Michael Moore and Rush ever cope??

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    gee what gave that one away, the movie?
    For some, even viewing the movie wasn't enough.

    Try again.

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    That theme song is frighteningly good and funny, particularly the full version and it's list of "American" things -- WalMart, porno, slavery, baseball, NFL, fake s, and others.

    What's even funnier, though, is the depressed out version of the song in the movie.

    It's an absolutely brilliant satire that really digs hard on both sides and, particularly, at extremists. It's free political speech at its very best.

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    That theme song is frighteningly good and funny, particularly the full version and it's list of "American" things -- WalMart, porno, slavery, baseball, NFL, fake s, and others.

    What's even funnier, though, is the depressed out version of the song in the movie.

    It's an absolutely brilliant satire that really digs hard on both sides and, particularly, at extremists. It's free political speech at its very best.


    that is without a doubt one of the funniest songs if you listen to the full version

    im bored and i have the album on my computer so here goes the list, in order:

    mcdonanlds! ( YEAH)
    walmart!( YEAH)
    the gap!( YEAH)
    baseball!( YEAH)
    nfl!( YEAH)
    rock n roll!( YEAH)
    the internet!( YEAH)
    slavery!( YEAH)

    yeah!!!!!!


    starbucks!( YEAH)
    disney world!( YEAH)
    porno!( YEAH)
    valium!( YEAH)
    reeboks!( YEAH)
    fake s!( YEAH)
    sushi!( YEAH)
    taco bell!( YEAH)
    rodeos!( YEAH)
    bed bath and beyond!!!! (ehh yeah)

    liberty!( YEAH)
    white slips!( YEAH)
    the alamo!( YEAH)
    band aids!( YEAH)
    las vegas!( YEAH)
    christmas!( YEAH)
    immigrants!( YEAH)
    columbine!( YEAH)
    democrats!( YEAH)
    republicans!( YEAH)
    sportsmanship!
    books!

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