The commander of a C-141 was in a hurry to fly out of the US air base in Thule, Greenland, but everything seemed to be working against him. The truck to pump the sewage from the plane was late, and the airman pumping out the sewage was taking his time. The commander berated the lowly airman, threatening to have him punished.
Turning to the officer, the airman said "I have no stripes, it's 40 degrees below zero, I'm stationed in Thule, and I'm pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just how do you plan on punishing me?"