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OMFG ... bull forum.
That entire article made me shake my head at this idiot.
1. He looks nothing like Jordan
2. $416 Million? Are you ing kidding me?
3. He's ing upset that people say he plays basketball like Jordan?
Give me a ing break.
The television station's Web site says Allen Heckard filed the suit against His Airness and Nike founder Phil Knight on June 29 in county court, claiming to have been mistaken for the basketball legend nearly every day for the past 15 years.
And he's tired of it.
"I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard reportedly said.
Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world's most famous athletes.
Heckard, who stands slightly taller than 6 feet, says many people miss the fact that he is roughly six inches shorter than Jordan.
But Heckard bears a physical resemblance to Jordan because he has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good physical shape — from playing basketball.
"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.
Wouldn't most people consider that a compliment?
"Yes, don't get me wrong it's definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I've known to play the game. But then again, that's Michael and I'm me. So I want to be recognized as me just like Michael's being recognized as Michael."
The television station apparently caught Heckard wearing blue Air Jordan tennis shoes.
Is Heckard trying to look like Jordan?
No.
"They're very comfortable shoes to play ball in," said Heckard. "I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet."
What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?
"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."-FoxSports
In my opinion he doesn't look a thing like MJ.
OMFG ... bull forum.
That entire article made me shake my head at this idiot.
1. He looks nothing like Jordan
2. $416 Million? Are you ing kidding me?
3. He's ing upset that people say he plays basketball like Jordan?
Give me a ing break.
I'm calling bull on that^. No way that's a true story.
Last edited by Quadzilla99; 07-07-2006 at 09:52 PM.
Here's the link http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288
He's not even that tall in the first place
That guy needs to be slapped like a little boy and told to stfu.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Looks NOTHING like Jordan.
"I'm glad they put the names under their pictures or I wouldn't have been able to tell which one was Chauncey Billups."
It's true. They've been talking about it on sports radio since about 8:00 tonight.
What a piece of . I mean seriously...what a piece of .
I've got a suit against Brad Pitt as we speak.
this is the dumbest i have evr heard in my life.how can you sue someone for that much money because people THINK you look like jordan?
That's only one picture of the guy.
You should sue. I have a friend that looks like Dirk. I think I'll tell him to sue also. On a serious note though, this is re ed. This guy needs to be put in a padded room.
Somebody needs to slap a muzzle on that bag.
Last edited by Quadzilla99; 07-08-2006 at 04:37 AM.
At first glance he looks more like Lou Gossett Jr. to me
There's gold in them therr hills!
This guy deserves to be kicked in the nuts naked.
Even if he did look like Jordan (which he doesnt), if he was really tired of it why doesnt he just grow some hair or change his appearance a bit. That is truely ridiculous. Why should he be en led any money even if they did appear alike. This guy should be sued for being a dip .
If this guy has gotten laid once because some stupid chick thought he looked like Jordan, he should send Mike a check.
Lmao
This is hilarious. Got to give the man credit for his cojones - especially since he looks absolutely nothing like Jordan.
You totally stole my line.
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