clown mate
Don't ever try ironing your pants while you're still wearing them.
No, not even just for a touch-up.
I know it seems unbelievable that such a theoretically brilliant and efficent use of time does not pay off, but trust me.
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You should have used some of that wrinkle release stuff!
I hope it was in the lower-pant region...
Geez, Shoog, common sense should tell you that ironing your pants while you're wearing them is a bad idea. If you need to get wrinkles out do what I do: Put the pants on and climb in the dryer for a few minutes.
Does not qualify to be entered into the Darwin Awards nominees.
Well, if the iron fried his nuts and sterilized him, thus removing his genes from the breeding pool, he could qualify.
Shoog read the "African Iron Your Boobs" story and thought he could apply the same technique to maintain his chas y.
Yeah, like Shoog has a choice in that situation.
That would be helpful advice if I WORE pants!
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