Inquiring Minds Want To Know

[mcornelio]

) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mother.

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2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came
from.

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3) What's the difference between a and a ?


A sleeps with everybody at the party; A
sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

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4) What's the difference between love, true love, and
showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a
Jewish wife?


A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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6) What makes men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
intention of driving.

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7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

No one to talk to during orgasm.

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8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a
horse's ass?

A mechanic.

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9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and
a dozen donuts.

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10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

The one who can eat that last donut.

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11) Jewish dilemma:

Free PORK.

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12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:

"Are you in?"

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13) The three words women hate to hear most during
sex:

"Honey, I'm home."

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14. Second worst batch of words to hear if you're a man.

"Honey, it was in Colombia and it involved bukkake."