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    Believe. The Riddler's Avatar
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    On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a San Antonio Spurs fan. She asks her class to raise their hands if they are too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little boy. The teacher looks at the boy with surprise and says *Andrew, why didnt you raise your hand?*

    *Because Im not a Spurs fan* he replied.

    The teacher still shocked, asked *Well, if your not a Spurs fan then who are you a fan of?*
    *Im a Mavericks fan and proud of it* Andrew replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears.

    *Andrew, why are you a Mavs fan?*

    *Cuz my mom and dad are both Mavs fans, so I'm a Mavs fan too!*

    *Well* said the teacher in an annoyed tone *that is no reason for you to be a Mavs fan. You dont have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?*

    *Then* Andrew smiled *Id be a Spurs fan.*
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    No More Pink NorCal510's Avatar
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    damn bluh that was hilarioussss

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    Believe. TheJoker's Avatar
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    here's a riddle for you, The Riddler:

    why the do you have my picture as your avatar?!?!?

    moron.

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    Veteran
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    I respect the spurs but that was kind of funny.

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    The Usual Suspect
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    I respect the spurs but that was kind of funny.
    Just turn it around...where it says Mavs, replace with Spurs, and vice versa...much funnier that way.

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    Proud Silver Medalist Doug Collins's Avatar
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    On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a San Antonio Spurs fan. She asks her class to raise their hands if they are too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little boy. The teacher looks at the boy with surprise and says *Andrew, why didnt you raise your hand?*

    *Because Im not a Spurs fan* he replied.

    The teacher still shocked, asked *Well, if your not a Spurs fan then who are you a fan of?*
    *Im a Mavericks fan and proud of it* Andrew replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears.

    *Andrew, why are you a Mavs fan?*

    *Cuz my mom and dad are both Mavs fans, so I'm a Mavs fan too!*

    *Well* said the teacher in an annoyed tone *that is no reason for you to be a Mavs fan. You dont have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?*

    *Then* Andrew smiled *Id be a Spurs fan.*
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    Believe. MWILL's Avatar
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    That was a good one

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    In Manu we STILL trust! rayray2k8's Avatar
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    Lame.

    Its not very original.
    Teams can be easily changed.
    Nice try troll.
    You're a bigger dumbass for posting as the Riddler when you have a pic of the joker.
    ing idiot

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    Believe. The Riddler's Avatar
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    Lame.

    Its not very original.
    Teams can be easily changed.
    Nice try troll.
    You're a bigger dumbass for posting as the Riddler when you have a pic of the joker.
    ing idiot
    the jewboy is mad. uh oh

    thats my purpose is to get people pissed off anyway

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    In Manu we STILL trust! rayray2k8's Avatar
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    Well thats pretty ing obvious dork.
    But im just saying that it was a lame attempt.
    The Piston fan joke was better.
    Yet you completely ignored what I said earlier.
    You could probably use on of your pics from myspace.

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    Believe.
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    This is funny.Coming from a Mavericks fan???

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    Believe. The Riddler's Avatar
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    Well thats pretty ing obvious dork.
    But im just saying that it was a lame attempt.
    The Piston fan joke was better.
    Yet you completely ignored what I said earlier.
    You could probably use on of your pics from myspace.
    shut up boy, before i gas you like your grandparents

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    Believe. DarthVader's Avatar
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    shut up boy, before i gas you like your grandparents
    wow

    lowblow. even if he's not jewish

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    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    shut up boy, before i gas you like your grandparents

    wow, should've expected this moron to be a mavs fan.....

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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    A very old joke. I've seen it with Yankees and Red Sox, Duke and North Carolina, Lakers and Kings, Ohio State and Michigan.

    Stop recycling stupid old jokes.

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    Believe.
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    shut up boy, before i gas you like your grandparents
    This is the dumbest post of the week.

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    Believe.
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    wow, should've expected this moron to be a mavs fan.....
    Yeah!He's a Mavs fan and a troll and a moron.

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    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    Yeah!He's a Mavs fan and a troll and a moron.
    speaking of morons......... hi awmyplace.

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    Believe.
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    speaking of morons......... hi awmyplace.
    Hey!

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Just turn it around...where it says Mavs, replace with Spurs, and vice versa...much funnier that way.
    and more believable...

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    The Usual Suspect
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    speaking of morons......... hi awmyplace.

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    In Manu we STILL trust! rayray2k8's Avatar
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    shut up boy, before i gas you like your grandparents
    Wow.
    Is this even worth responding to?
    This started off as a lame attempt to provoke spurs fans, then it turned out
    that this cracker was just lame overall.

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    Believe.
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    Wow.
    Is this even worth responding to?
    This started off as a lame attempt to provoke spurs fans, then it turned out
    that this cracker was just lame overall.
    He's a Mavs fan.

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    This is the dumbest post of the week.
    And the riddler better be ashamed of himself, awmyplace just dissed him.





    With a complete, gramatically correct sentence.

  25. #25
    Believe. The Riddler's Avatar
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    Wow.
    Is this even worth responding to?
    This started off as a lame attempt to provoke spurs fans, then it turned out
    that this cracker was just lame overall.
    why should i stop? its gettin u mad but u cant do anything about it...

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