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Type of candy I'll be handing out...
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around su iously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!" Act like it's a surprise party.
5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"
9. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.
10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
15. Instead of candy, give away coloured eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.
16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay. Jimbo, do you do this?????
17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.
18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.
19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.
Type of candy I'll be handing out...
Always a favorite at Halloween time
21. Hand out coupons instead of candy
22. When they say trick or treat, pull out a toy pistol and say "no...trick or treat, hand it over, NOW"
Pooh! Those little bas s will probably have a real gun and shoot you.21. Hand out coupons instead of candy
22. When they say trick or treat, pull out a toy pistol and say "no...trick or treat, hand it over, NOW"
I'll use an aluminum bat...makes a nice noise when struck properly....DINK!
would you little boys and girls like to come in?
S y, what time will you be giving out that candy?
Which one, 666?
The one I want!
Just checking!
Give the kids a lecture and let them know that Trick or Treating is just another form of begging. Nah...that's too cruel.
I like some of those.
Im gonna do some of em and write the results here lmao.
A few years ago I would take a good size chainsaw and remove the chain making it almost totally harmless. I would wait behinf the gate on the side of my house and when the treaters would come by, I'd start that sucker up. All I needed was that and a mask and the block was swarming with Batmen and Power Rangers with soggy pants. The thing is I only scared the larger kids because, one it's cruel, and two I was afraid of getting sued. Every year the kids would come by and say, "Watch out! This is that chainsaw guy's house!" I would get a kick out of that. That and those 20 year-old treaters need the crap scared out of them. I mean what the are they stiil doing going out for candy?
Not only that, those 20 year olds don't even bother to dress up!
I scared one young girl so bad apparrently she asked if she could use the bathroom. A funny group of girls came up one Halloween dressed a little strangely. I asked what their costumes were and they told me they were dressed as HOOKERS! Their costumes were right on the money.
I always planned to dress up as a Conehead and give out fried eggs and canned beer, but now that I live in the country it just won't be any fun...
Give 5 candies to everyone except one kid, claiming his costume wasnt good enough to deserve candy
I ask the older kids to name the first three Presidents... If they can't... they don't get any candy!
when they ring the bell,
answer the door pissed off....and yell,
"what the do you want?....
You see my gotdamn light is off!!!
NO, i don't have any in candy....
yeah....go ahead....go cry....go tell your mom,
i don't give a ....i don't got no candy for her either..."
i tell ya...it gets them every time.....
no really, i spoil the kids on my block, got the 48 count m&m's and 48 count snickers....fullsize mutha ers......yeah, i stole a couple from the box already....but i swear, the rest be for halloween.....
Zak, that's why I don't buy candy until at least the day before Halloween. Butterfingers are my friend.
I'm always tempted to give out Mounds and Almond Joy because I hate them. But I don't want to be known as the house that gives out ty candy.
Maybe I'll just give out rocks!
^^^
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