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I wish I can lick my own balls.
The guy was at Petsmart getting a 50 pound bag of Science Diet dog food and was standing in line to checkout. Just making conversation, the lady in line behind him asked him if he had a dog. He replied:
guy: No, I'm going back on the Science Diet Diet. This stuff has everything you need and is very low in fat. You just carry a baggie of it around with you and every time you get hunger urges you just nibble on a few pieces...it tastes good and is very nutricious. I lost 50# in six weeks last time I was on the diet before I went into the hospital...
lady: Oh my gosh! I'd love to lose 50# in six weeks but did you have to go into the hospital because of the diet?
guy: Naaaa...It was a freak accident...I was laying out in the street licking my balls and got hit by a car...
I wish I can lick my own balls.
So I guess if women tried this diet there wouldn't be any side effects?
No.So I guess if women tried this diet there wouldn't be any side effects?
Cause you can lick your s and still keep a clear line of sight to any approaching danger.
You can lick your s?
Anyone over a size B can lick their own s. And if they tell you they can't it's because they either haven't tried, or they are full of .
Last edited by SpursWoman; 07-27-2006 at 03:16 PM.
u mean lick the top of the s and nipples right? not the bottom part, which is nice
I can honestly say that the thought never even crossed my mind of trying it. But after you said it, I looked down and thought to myself, "I'd definitly need a longer neck to do so"Anyone over a size B can like their own s. And if they tell you they can't it's because they either haven't tried, or they are full of .
I can honestly say that the thought never even crossed my mind of trying it. But after you said it, I looked down and thought to myself, "I'd definitly need a longer neck to do so"
no no.
the trick is to put one hand under your boob and lift/push it up toward your face angled to the mouth.
I mena sure you have to bend your neck down - tbu the boobs gotta be willing to meet you half way if it wants to be licked.
Wow... this thread was not what I expected.....
neither was the thread that Alvarez6, Jman3000, and I jacked the other day.Wow... this thread was not what I expected.....
Don't worry, 1P1, I will show you how it's done next time we meet up
"I'd definitly need a longer neck to do so"
You can assist with your hands, it's not like bobbing for apples.
some cool avatar/hava ideas in this thread
How many of you ladies have tried it since opening this thread? Fess up!
I don't need to ask how many men fantasized about the girls doing it... we already know the answer to that one. Unless the Lance Bass troll came in, that is.
I was actually looking for a picture I have ... but just remembered it's on my home hard drive.
Last edited by SpursWoman; 07-27-2006 at 03:30 PM.
How many guys in here can lick their own ties?
Didn't have to try it now.
When one is pushing the limits of a C cup in their freshman year of high school, it's a request that's been heard a LOT by age 28.
Thanks for the mental picture.
wow
this thread got REAL good, REAL fast!!!
Speaking of longer necks, if my neck was about 4" longer I would NEVER get any work done...
You're just happy that you're not the only person on Spurstalk who can lick their own boobies.
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