How to get your mom to smack you when....

[SpursWoman]

.......you're over 30.....





I bought new bedroom furniture and am pretty excited about it...I've had my parent's hand-me-downs for years. It's really solid stuff, but it started to look it's 26 years about 10 years ago....



...so mom wanted to go with me to pick it out and pointed me to a sleigh bed that she really liked....and I had to tell her, of course, the first thing that popped into my head: "It's too hard to tie someone up on, mom"




*SMMMMMMACK*



But then the requisite morally outraged, reddish tinge left her face and her true feelings came out...which was laughter, of course. She tries so hard to act the prude but she can't fool me.....so then she then proceeded to inform me that with some 3ft sturdy bungie cords I could easily tie down my 800lb-no- teeth-having-redneck-Bubba-dream-man.


I just had to share that.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was going to make a funny about you thread reading "Get your mom some smack", but that's just too funny, S-Dub.

[Useruser666]

SW, I can't believe you have to resort to tying them down!

[Taco]

SW, I can't believe you have to resort to tying them down!

....... "It's too hard to tie someone up on, mom"

U-B-Phunny!!!
Momma Taco would have whipped out the BELT on me!!!

[Useruser666]

Just a helpful tip: Bungie cords leave marks, silk scarves don't.

[GODADDYSA]

these are a lot of fun too

http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/st945.html

[KEDA]

"It's too hard to tie someone up on, mom

...sigh...

[Useruser666]

these are a lot of fun too

http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/st945.html

Thanks a lot, that site was banned here at work.

[GODADDYSA]

bummer

[2Blonde]

Oh My God that is sooo funny. I am so tired this evening, but that really perked me up. Thanks for the laugh.

...2Blonde

[Mark in Austin]

When those bungee cords slip free they leave a H E L L of a welt, though. I like the occasional "restrained" interlude, but I draw the line at bungee cords. There are some areas of the body that were never meant to come in contact with them.

btw, SW: What did the salesperson say to that? I can picture it now: "Well ma'am, I think we have just what you're looking for over here..."

[samikeyp]

Its not a matter of resort to....they do it willingly...why?

Because she loves her Bush.