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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”

    The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”

    The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    LMAO, it's funny because the penis comes out of nowhere. LMAO

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