File this one under: STRANGE

[Ocotillo]

Whitney Houston has a new fan in the form of the world’s most wanted man – Osama Bin Laden.

According to Bin Laden’s former sex slave Kola Boof the Saudi native is obsessed with the crack addicts work.

She told Harpers Bazaar: “He told me Whitney was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.”

"He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting."

Apparently Bin Laden wants to convert Bobby Brown’s lady to Islam and shower her with copious amounts of gifs.

Boof said: "He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.

"He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

She added: "He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives."



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[Ocotillo]

Kinda gives a whole to spin on that "Bodyguard" thing........

Calling Kevin Costner.

[Marklar MM]

Lets send Whitney Houston over there. Maybe she can lure him out.

[Crookshanks]

Exactly! She's not doing much good here nowdays - maybe she can go to Pakistan and get Osama to come out of hiding!

[nkdlunch]

Osama's terrorist fame will be erased if he dares to kill Bobby Brown. Cause that would be doing the world a favor.

[Extra Stout]

So Osama is into crack s? Whodathunk?

[DarkReign]

So Osama is into crack s? Whodathunk?

There are plenty of those to go around, maybe he can start a terorist trend.

"Today on Terrorist Weekly, Infidel Crack s, Rape and Kill or Abduct and Marry?"

[Phenomanul]

Osama's terrorist fame will be erased if he dares to kill Bobby Brown. Cause that would be doing the world a favor.

[Yonivore]

I can see the headlines 10 years from now.

Secret CIA plot to infect the Islamic population with A.I.D.S. involved Grammy Award-winning singer turned crack , Whitney Houston. Husband Bobby Brown still missing.