Lil Kim's 1% Doctrine

[Nbadan]

Still drives a Hyundai

Reuters
Tuesday, August 22, 2006; 12:53 AM

SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea said it was considering a pre-emptive attack to counter a U.S.-South Korean joint military training drill that Pyongyang sees as a "war action," its official media reported on Tuesday.

In its official media, North Korea said the drills were "an undisguised
military threat and blackmail against the DPRK (North Korea) and a war action."

The drills were a violation of the truce that ended the 1950-1953 Korean War,
it said.

"The Korean Peoples' Army side, therefore, reserves the right to undertake a pre-emptive action for self-defense against the enemy at a crucial time it deems necessary to defend itself," the North's KCNA news agency cited an army spokesman as saying.

Washington Post

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Note to crazy dictator: pre-emptive strikes might work if your nation is strong.

When your nation is weak, isolated, and has nukes pointed at it, pre-emptive action might lead to a massive heat wave in Pyongang, with forecasted highs around 10,000 degrees.