Team America

[Marcus Bryant]

Best movie I've seen in quite some time. It spares no one. Plus, it has the greatest theme song of all time:

AMERICA F@#K YEAH!

America. America. America F@#k Yeah.
Comin' again to save the motherf@#king day, yeah.
America, f@#k yeah!

Freedom is the only way, yeah.
Terrorist your game is through
'cause now you have to answer to America, f@#k yeah.
So lick my butt and suck on my balls.
America, f@#k yeah.

What ya gonna do when we come fo' you now?
It's the dream that we all share, it's the hope for tomorrow.
F@#k yeah.

McDonalds, Wal-mart, the Gap, baseball, NFL, rock and roll, the internet, slavery, F@#k yeah, f@#k yeah.

Starbucks, Disneyworld, porno, valium, Reebok, fake s, sushi, Taco Bell, rodeo, Bed
Bath and Beyond.

Liberty, waxed lips, the Alamo, Band-Aids, Christmas, immigrants, Popeye, Democrats, Republicans, sportsmanship, books.

Here's another good one...

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE

What would you do?
If you were asked to
give up your dreams
for freedom? What
would you do? If
asked to make the
ultimate sacrifice?

Would you think about
all them people, who
gave up everything
THEY had? Would you
think about all them
war vets, and would
you start to feel
bad?

Chorus:
Freedom isn't free.
It costs folks like
you and me and if we
don't all chip in,
we'll never pay that
bill. Freedom isn't
free. No, there's a
hefty f@#king fee.
And if you don't
throw in your buck o'
five, who will?

What would you do if
someone told you to
fight for freedom?
Would you answer the
call or run away like
a little p@#$y? Cause
the only reason that
you're here is folks
died for you in the
past. So may now it's
your turn to die
kickin' some a$$.

Chorus

If you don't throw in
your buck o five...
Who will? Ho, buck
o' five.

[SpursWoman]

You found the lyrics!

[whottt]

Hey MB, where'da ya get those lyrics at? I've been trying to find the lyrics to, "You are worthless Alec Baldwin" for weeks..

And it is a great movie isn't it?

[Marcus Bryant]

here

Haven't found the Alec Baldwin lyrics yet.

[Spurminator]

My personal favorite song is "Montage"...


I think it was used in a South Park episode too.