Strippers are not just for Bacehlor Parties...

[sa_butta]

No stripping allowed at funerals

Authorities in China are stopping strippers from performing at funerals.

It comes after five striptease troupe bosses were arrested in east China's Jiangsu Province after "obscene performances" at a funeral, according to the Xinhua agency.

The arrests, in Donghai county, followed striptease acts at a farmer's funeral, the agency said.

Two hundred people were said to have attended the event.

A source said: "Striptease used to be a common practice at funerals in Donghai's rural areas to allure viewers.

"Local villagers believe that the more people who attend the funeral, the more the dead person is honoured."

Residents are encouraged to report "funeral misdeeds" on a hotline, earning a reward for information.



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[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Now that's just un-American!
Oh, wait a minute..........

[SpursWoman]

I'd rather no one come to my funeral than just show up for the peep show. Unless my kids decide to bury me naked...but then, I'm not sure I'd want the necrophiliac freaks there, either.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'd rather no one come to my funeral than just show up for the peep show. Unless my kids decide to bury me naked...but then, I'm not sure I'd want the necrophiliac freaks there, either.

Agreed. When my loved ones look back on my funeral I don't want anyone to able to describe it as "hot".

[sa_butta]

I wonder if they give the dead guy a lap dance?
That would be a little creepy.

[Darrin]

I wonder if they give the dead guy a lap dance?
That would be a little creepy.

No, the strippers just do that to make sure the person is actually dead.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

No, the strippers just do that to make sure the person is actually dead.

Giving the stiff a stiffy?

[TDMVPDPOY]

Giving the stiff a stiffy?

it comes with teh service

[ChumpDumper]

[amending will]

[ShoogarBear]

[trying to get on Chump's invitation list]

[leemajors]

i don't understand why they never greenlighted my friend's movie idea - "weekend at connery's"

[IX_Equilibrium]

What an idea. I'd also have kegs of beer by the coffin. I'd rather people be happy than depressed.

[Darrin]

What an idea. I'd also have kegs of beer by the coffin. I'd rather people be happy than depressed.

Alcohol is a depressant. Lace their coffee with X instead.

[IX_Equilibrium]

Alcohol is a depressant. Lace their coffee with X instead.

Wow, I didn't realized I was depressed every weekend when I partied and got drunk. I didn't realize what a ty time I had until your post