Sorry....too easy.
A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with it.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about £35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1995189.html?menu=
reminds me of grade school -"if you love it so much, why dont you marry it?"
Sorry....too easy.
Mrs. Tlong's gonna be pissed unless she's into threesomes.
Well, at least we now know that the Sudanese word for tlong is tombe.
I guess he got his goat.
sheep > goat
Awww. And they said it would never last.
Thank you Janet Jackson.
Sheep go to heaven, goats go to .
Mrs. Tlong is way too classy to be compared to a goat!![]()
new zealand ppl know it best hahahahha
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