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Also, that cross-eyed thing gets them every time.
And Suzy Kolber?
http://www.nj.com/giants/ledgerblog/...09.html#188618Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Just call him Broadway Bob
Okay, Giants fans. You’ve suffered enough and dwelled upon Sunday’s loss for two days. It’s Wednesday – Hump Day. Time to turn that frown upside down. The best way to do it: Stick to non-football topics and dial up Bob Whitfield.
Steve from Roosevelt is running away with the award for best Ask Bob Whitfield contributions. Steve’s latest: “Whose backfield would you like to see in motion (and we’re not talking football here)?”
Here’s the transcript of the conversation that ensued between Bob and me last week:
BW: What’s her name? Oh, Suzy Kolber. I know why Joe Namath made a pass at Suzy.
MG: Really?
BW: Yeah. I mean, she’s a very, very excellent reporter. Knows her stuff. Knows her sports. Really does. And she’s kind of thick in the britches. She’s got a nice saddle. She’s got a very nice saddle. You don’t have to be drunk to make a pass at that saddle.
MG: She doesn’t seem like your kind of girl.
BW: She seems homey. Just a nice, little, homey, white picket-fence type of girl.
MG: But I would think you’d want a … you know … bigger girl.
BW: No, no.
MG: You like them small?
BW: I like ‘em just simple.
MG: Simple?
BW: Just simple. Because you know those sports hot chicks, like the chick that was doing the weather on Howie’s show with JB and Terry …
MG: Jillian Barberie? Lisa Guerrero?
BW: Both of ‘em. Those are some expensive dates. That’s no take ‘em to McDonald’s, go grab a six-pack and sit on the porch type date. That’s a Cipriani’s type date. That’s a $200 dinner – and she’s still hungry after.
MG: And then you have to take her to McDonald’s anyway.
BW: Right. So sometimes you have to scale it back. They all have jobs, so from that standpoint, it’s an equal matchup.
MG: You’re a famous guy. You’ve played 73 years in the NFL. You’re in the recording industry. Have you ever dated anybody we would know?
BW: You know what, I left that to my best friend in Atlanta, (defensive end) Chuck Smith. Because I was more of a shy type of ladies man.
MG: You??? Shy???
BW: Yeah, I was shy.
MG: When???
BW: I just cracked a few jokes and this and that.
MG: You were shy?
BW: Yeah. I never went for the starlet types because I felt like you can’t be shy with them.
MG: You have to be aggressive.
BW: You have to be a little more aggressive.
MG: And you have to pretend like you have no flaws.
BW: Yeah. See, I like to show my dimple, the beautiful chocolate skin and then let my bubbly personality loose. I should start leaving my singles page digit number on the table – “Single black male looking for rich, older, divorced white woman that just got all her husband’s money and wants to spend it on her little black sugar daddy.”
MG: Little? You’ve called yourself “little” and “shy” today. Are you really talking about Bob Whitfield?
BW: Yeah. I’m very shy.
MG: That’s funny because my blog readers wouldn’t know that.
BW: That’s my charm. That’s what the ladies call charming. That’s why we need to do a demographic on who’s reading your blogs. You have to do an appeal to the ladies.
MG: I did. I had a couple ladies email me. One of ‘em was married. I think she kind of likes you, though.
BW: Mmm-hmm. (rethinks) But I don’t want to mess with anybody’s wife. Like I said, I’m looking for the divorcee.
MG: I’ll see what I can do.
One thought before I go: I had the Cowboys in a suicide pool. Do I win?
I’m going to … MG.
Also, that cross-eyed thing gets them every time.
And Suzy Kolber?
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His eyes resemble those of someone on this forum. Who the am I thinking of? Joe, help a sista out.
Last I heard though, she was trying a radical new procedure to correct the cross-eye.
Her vato (or whatever the she called him) was supposed to just keep ing her from behind, and in the process, bang her head on the headboard until the eye went into place.
"Oh...ow...oh...ow...oh...ow...."
I'd imagine that ing someone who's cross-eyed could lead to some dangerous mistakes.
Katy and Joe rule.
Last I heard though, she was trying a radical new procedure to correct the cross-eye.
Her vato (or whatever the she called him) was supposed to just keep ing her from behind, and in the process, bang her head on the headboard until the eye went into place.
"Oh...ow...oh...ow...oh...ow...."
JALOPING JUNIPERS SHOOGARBEAR!! YOU ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH!! WHO IS THAT?
Fuschia lipstick is very hottt.
Lord help us if Ga a is fertile.
Um, ShoogarBear has the Sugar Bear in his avatar.
I have the Domokun.
im talking about the article made me laugh you jewish bas and whos the chick in the picture!
I'd hit it.
I'm just leaving this for good measure, Mel.
Now the er is Jewish.
I don't know how much to laugh...I've been called a lot of things, but "Jewish Bas " has never been one of them.
Now the er is Jewish.
ga a is cool. y so much hate?
I think we should go around calling people by different ethnicities and attempting to insult them that way.
I dunno. Calling a white boy white is pretty insulting at times. Stick with what got us here.
Ga a rules!
whos house did she break into and take that picture.
usually the cardboard boxes and headlights from the 72 Pinto are in the background
And she’s kind of thick in the britches. She’s got a nice saddle. She’s got a very nice saddle. You don’t have to be drunk to make a pass at that saddle.
Awesome.
Whoa, that's harsh.
Yeah, Billy. Always gotta go too far.
Everybody knows it was a Nova.
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