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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    Roofer nails testicle to roof

    An Austrian workman who slipped while working on a house nailed his own testicle to the roof with a nail gun.

    August Voegl, 59, from Jennersdorf, shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun.

    He was unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof.

    Emergency medics were called in to separate the man from the roof after which he was airlifted to a nearby hospital where he is reportedly recovering well after surgery.



    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2039853.html?menu=

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    I don;t have balls and even my crotch hurts reading that.

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Roofer nails testicle to roof

    An Austrian workman who slipped while working on a house nailed his own testicle to the roof with a nail gun.

    August Voegl, 59, from Jennersdorf, shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun.

    He was unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof.

    Emergency medics were called in to separate the man from the roof after which he was airlifted to a nearby hospital where he is reportedly recovering well after surgery.



    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2039853.html?menu=
    Yea, I'm guessing that that whole leverage thing when he tried to use a claw hammer to remove the nail didn't feel too good...

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Oh DAMN!!!

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i feel like crying.

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    Damn.


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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    That's why you get two.

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    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    Holy ! is there a man on this earth who didn´t cringe after reading that story? I'm surprised the guy didn't just faint from the pain

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    This is an attack on All testicles.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I feel a little quesy . . .

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i hope it missed the actual ball and just got skin ... cuz that would ing suck.

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    Manu + SJAX = #5 50 cent's Avatar
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    4 inch nail? Holy !@

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    Believe.
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    dude.. do they mean the actual testicle... or just the sac? because i dont believe any man could be concious after nailing one of his testicles with an air gun... not even chuck norris.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    The nail would have bounced off of Chuck Norris' nuts.

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Chuck Norris drives nails into his balls instead of scratching them.

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    perdido en latinoamérica ATX Spur's Avatar
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    Chuck Norris uses a grill scraper to stratch his nuts, and then cleans them off with peroxide.

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    You ain't mad spurs=bling's Avatar
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    i feel like crying.
    like if you got a pair.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Pwned!

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    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    I had to check my pills. I still have 3 down there, so all is good.

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    perdido en latinoamérica ATX Spur's Avatar
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    This story stays with you. I was walking to work tonight and I cringed just thinking about it.

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