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    My girlfriend is coming out of a shop over at the forum the other day and some random dude is standing next to her car. He asks what time it is, she tells him. Then he says, "I just got done at the gym and I worked my abs really hard, do you want to punch me in the stomach"?

    She nervously gets in her car and speeds off and then calls me to tell me about it.


    So we ended up talking about it and I feel that this guy was just a bag and this was his terrible ing attempt to hit on someone. She thinks he was a psycho. I could see her point of view as well, either way, I wished I could have been there for it so I could have beaten him to death.


    What do you guys think, was he a psyco, a bag, or both?

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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    No more of a bag than your online persona

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    No more of a bag than your online persona

    Well played Melmart, well played. But seriously though, what do you think?

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    He was probably trying to hit on her. Not very smooth though.

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    bag. Or possibly a con man. Maybe he has a buddy somewhere with a video camera and when someone takes him up on the offer he threatens to press assault charges if you don't pay him. But probably not a psycho.

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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I think he was trying to hit on her, yes. And doing a very piss poor job of it. There really is no other way to explain such a stupid stunt, unless he is a personal trainer or works at the gym and and trying to get more clients. How likely is that?

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    Melmart is becoming one of my top 5 favorite posters on this site.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Post a pic of your gf so I can determine the likelihood of her being hit on.

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    Yes I Am!! Good 'N Plenty's Avatar
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    I think it was Criss Angel.

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    Post a pic of your gf so I can determine the likelihood of her being hit on.

    ahhhh, no.

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    Post a pic of your gf so I can determine the likelihood of her being hit on.

    But I like the way you are thinking.

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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Melmart is becoming one of my top 5 favorite posters on this site.
    Sadly I will never reach that lofty height, as I am a Cowboys fan.

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    Weird...

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    Sadly I will never reach that lofty height, as I am a Cowboys fan.

    Good point. But hey, Cowboy fans have feelings too.

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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    BTW... the was over never being one of johnsmith's favorite posters, not over being a Cowboys fan. Just for clarification

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    It's probably nothing. He was probably just a little drunk or hadn't talked to anyone in a while.

    It's like the time I told this girl she looked like she could be a model. I asked if she wanted to come to my studio and do some intimate photos. I didn't think it was a big deal, but her mom freaked out, called security and I had to be escorted out of the amusement park.

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    Seriously? Hitting on her, badly. But she did the absolute right thing in leaving quickly if she was freaked out. Lots of women would be intimidated by guys hanging around their escape route and talking about how big and tough they are.

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    BTW... the was over never being one of johnsmith's favorite posters, not over being a Cowboys fan. Just for clarification
    Works either way.

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    cant a brotha just get laid

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    He was hitting on her. See this post for relevance

    I have found most men to be big, dumb animals.

    "Hey baby, I just got done working my abs, want to punch me in the stomach?"

    Who the thinks of this ? At what point did he think some one would actually say "Oh yeah, that sounds like a great idea, Mr Stranger. Can I blow you, too?"

    Idiot.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    That was me. Sorry, I was just excited about my tight abs.

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    If she is anything like you, then the story is a complete fabrication.

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    That's hilarious. Sounds like a total to me. Just like the guy who said I smelled like creme brulee. He could've just said I smelled good, right? But no, he went with creme brulee. And if he would've went with "good", he probably would've gotten some. Okay, probably not, but I would probably answer his phone calls.

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    He was hitting on her ... no doubt.



    She should have punched him in the the nuts...and while he was doubled over in pain, innocently exclaimed:

    "Oh! I'm sorry! I thought you said nads!"

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    If she is anything like you, then the story is a complete fabrication.

    Well played Clambake, well played. But I would never date someone like me, I don't even like me all that much............eh, who am I kidding, I love me some me.

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