Ex-husband...

[adrienne]

He's been calling me. Wants me to "move home, let's spend some time together."

Yeah frickin' right.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Sweet.

[midgetonadonkey]

Interesting...

[ShoogarBear]

Now would be a good time to send him that videotape of that weekend in Las Vegas.

[samikeyp]

Don't buy the hype.

His loss.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Now would be a good time to send JB that videotape of that weekend in Las Vegas.

Fixed that for you.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Send him a link the club explaining that you are now dating the guy in the Mavs jersey on the left side of the banner, and he's the jealous, castrating type.

Or you could say the same about the topless chick.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Send him a link the club explaining that you are now dating the guy in the Mavs jersey on the left side of the banner, and he's the jealous, castrating type.

Or you could say the same about the topless chick.

Or the Oompah-Loompah on the right wearing the Spurs jersey.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Or the Oompah-Loompah on the right wearing the Spurs jersey.

Johny that's just cruel, wishing that Adrienne's ex would die laughing.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Send him a link the club explaining that you are now dating the guy in the Mavs jersey on the left side of the banner, and he's the jealous, castrating type.

Or you could say the same about the topless chick.

Dude? I'm dating adrienne?? awesome!!!

adrienne - only you know what is right in this situation. as in - do you want me to castrate him? or go whole hog and do the penilectomy?

[tlongII]

*bump*

[ChumpDumper]

Tell the ex you are going to hook up with a tree-hugger from Australia in the Redwoods for new year's.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

@ChumpDumper

Forget exs, I say.

However, I never married mine (although it was a close run thing...), so it is a little different.

[PakiDan]

sit on his face.

[Ginobilly]

Tell him your dating Ron Jeremy

[mcornelio]