Dallas Clark sidelined with vaginitis

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Commercial irks Clark
Television ads for Madden NFL 07 feature Colts TE in unflattering way
By Mike Chappell
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November 26, 2006

Dallas Clark insisted he hasn't picked up the controls for Madden NFL 07, and it's doubtful he'll do so anytime soon.

One of the recent commercials for the popular video game features the Indianapolis Colts veteran tight end getting roughed up, complete with painful grunts, by a couple of Philadelphia Eagles. It's as flattering as Wile E. Coyote being flattened by a semi on a desert road.

"Everyone has told me about it,'' said Clark, who'll hope to avoid a similar fate tonight when the Colts entertain the Eagles in the RCA Dome. "I haven't seen the commercial, but I'm upset about it. It makes me look like a punk.''

On the commercial, Clark runs a crossing route and is wrapped up by Eagles safety Brian Dawkins. As he spins around, he's whacked by defensive end Darren Howard. For emphasis, the play is shown a couple of times.

"Everyone is talking about my face and my grunting and the noises I make,'' Clark said. "It sounds like I'm dying.

"I want to know why the people picked me. If they come and ask me, 'Hey, we're going to make you look bad, is that OK?' (but) they didn't ask me.''

See the original.

See the "director's cut."

And let me just say, Dallas Clark is a bite.

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I thought it was a curse too when I saw it happen.


That Madden curse is real!

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And I just saw the commercial.....................


" I can't bare to watch this, I'ma go eat a sandwhich"

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Good thing the only team I pick on Madden '07 is America's Team.

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I thought it was a curse too when I saw it happen.


That Madden curse is real!

haha Madden lives again. Clark gets his knee injured in the Eagles game and might be out the rest of the season.

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haha Madden lives again. Clark gets his knee injured in the Eagles game and might be out the rest of the season.

Utecht isn't too terrible I don't guess.




Those EA Sports bas s better not put Wayne in a commercial.

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Utecht isn't too terrible I don't guess.




Those EA Sports bas s better not put Wayne in a commercial.

I just read that the MRI showed that he didn't tear his ACL, so he could be back within 2 weeks.