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Holy ...I shouldn't have swigged that mouthful of beer before I read this:
We've replaced Bob's fleshlight with a 5000 lumen fire-starting flashlight. Let's see if he notices...
(Well at least the beer I wiped off the screen took the dust with it!)
Holy ...I shouldn't have swigged that mouthful of beer before I read this:
We've replaced Bob's fleshlight with a 5000 lumen fire-starting flashlight. Let's see if he notices...
(Well at least the beer I wiped off the screen took the dust with it!)
You're drinking at 11 in the morning?
Keychains soon to follow
Although the fleshlight line was pretty goddamned funny.
Screw off...I work odd hours.
(I do have some of those keychains left, though...)
That would kick ass to own that . Get pissed at someone, melt their tire to the ground.
Fixed it for you.
I don't think he got the fleshlight joke...
Who me? They took his light, replaced it so that when he turns it on his is gone.I don't think he got the fleshlight joke...
You'll have to forgive ASF, he's drinking at 11 in the morning.
There's nothing wrong with drinking at 11am.
I was drinking at 8 in the morning.
There's a reason they start selling beer at 7 am. Some people have to work all night so the morning is their evening. I used to love the evil "oh my God, he's buying beer at 7:05 in the morning!" looks I used to get when I worked 3rd shift.
thought this was about adult flashlight toy
These aren't really for sale are they? I know someone dear to my heart would love the out of one of those.
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