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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Publicists are expected to do anything a star tells them to do -- but does that include breast-feeding a possum?

    It does if Kirstie Alley's your boss. Vanity Fair says Alley once brought her pet possum to an event and when it started squeaking because it was hungry, Alley asked her publicist, "Say, aren't you nursing a baby right now?"

    Seeing the possum's teeth, the publicist refused to breast feed it, but she did express her breast milk into a bottle, which Alley fed to her pet.

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    JEBO TE! Clandestino's Avatar
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    i knew a woman once who put her breast milk into her kids cereal bc they ran out of milk.. the husband walked in and freaked out!

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    i knew a woman once who put her breast milk into her kids cereal bc they ran out of milk.. the husband walked in and freaked out!


    it's daddy's job to buy the milk in the first place.....that's why he gets the big piece of chicken. (c-rock)

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    it's daddy's job to buy the milk in the first place.....that's why he gets the big piece of chicken. (c-rock)


    that is from "Bigger and blacker" right? That is on saturday nite on Comedy Central's "Secret Stash" uncut after midnight.

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    kirstie alley=I still would

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Seeing the possum's teeth, the publicist refused to breast feed it, but she did express her breast milk into a bottle, which Alley fed to her pet.


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    Hint Hint ClintSquint's Avatar
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    There was a time when I wouldn't have minded hitting that Alley at full speed.

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    kirstie alley=I still would
    Still would breast feed her possum?

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    that is from "Bigger and blacker" right? That is on saturday nite on Comedy Central's "Secret Stash" uncut after midnight.
    Already set the DVR.

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    .. yikes.


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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    If you haven't seen it yet, don't watch it with a woman you're romantically involved with.

    She'll want to know where your "secret porn stash" is...


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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    If you haven't seen it yet, don't watch it with a woman you're romantically involved with.

    She'll want to know where your "secret porn stash" is...

    Actually, I had the CD of it and lost it. One of the funniest ones, IMO.

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    Actually, I had the CD of it and lost it. One of the funniest ones, IMO.
    Have you seen, "How not to get your ass kicked by the police." ? That is hilarious!

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    Blood Where?
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    Still would breast feed her possum?



    maybe, but after I was done treating her like a farm animal and trying to snap those hip bones

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