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    Mr. Dignity Solid D's Avatar
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    "Get the rash off of me!"


    Adam Morrison - 1-10 FG 4 points in 35 min of PT.

    Way to go, "Rash".

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    I think baby powder can worsen/cause rashes.

    http://www.askdrsears.com/html/10/T110228.asp

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    I think baby powder can worsen/cause rashes.

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    I'm missing something here

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    I'm missing something here
    Yes, you are.

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    Its the mouse thing all over again.

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    Ok I get it now

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    I'm missing something here
    Good thing this isn't the Quattro.

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    Elliot: "please pick up your clothes at the security center" in regards to Manu's raping of hermann......

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    Makes you say hmmm... YoMamaIsCallin's Avatar
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    The Elliot-ism that made me literally laugh out loud during the broadcast was when Duncan baffled Okafor with a ball-fake up-and-under move and Elliot tossed out:

    "Snatch this pebble from my hand, Grasshopper."

    I'm laughing again as I type this. It was just perfect.

    (For those who don't know... this is a line from the intro to the old TV series "Kung Fu" with David Carradine. The speaker is his Kung Fu master teaching him the way.)

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    i liked: "he's gonna go home and wash his hair and bruce is going to be in there!"

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    Ohhhh MommmMA !! LilMissSPURfect's Avatar
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    The Elliot-ism that made me literally laugh out loud during the broadcast was when Duncan baffled Okafor with a ball-fake up-and-under move and Elliot tossed out:

    "Snatch this pebble from my hand, Grasshopper."



    i liked: "he's gonna go home and wash his hair and bruce is going to be in there!"



    AND THE HITS KEEP COMING................

    SEAN IS AWESOME!

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    ELLIOTT

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    Just kicking ass and winning Championships!!! VaSpursFan's Avatar
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    The Elliot-ism that made me literally laugh out loud during the broadcast was when Duncan baffled Okafor with a ball-fake up-and-under move and Elliot tossed out:

    "Snatch this pebble from my hand, Grasshopper."

    I'm laughing again as I type this. It was just perfect.

    (For those who don't know... this is a line from the intro to the old TV series "Kung Fu" with David Carradine. The speaker is his Kung Fu master teaching him the way.)
    that made me laugh hysterically last night when sean said it and again when reading it. i love him as a broadcaster!!!

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    What about Elliott's heated rant about some unnamed selfish player on another NBA team that did not dish the ball on a fastbreak? He said the selfish player took the layup (or dunk, I'm not sure which) rather than passing to his teammate who was closer to the basket. Sean seemed really bothered by it and even said he lost respect for this certain player. I wonder who he was talking about.

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    Wag kang makulit! jmard5's Avatar
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    What about Elliott's heated rant about some unnamed selfish player on another NBA team that did not dish the ball on a fastbreak? He said the selfish player took the layup (or dunk, I'm not sure which) rather than passing to his teammate who was closer to the basket. Sean seemed really bothered by it and even said he lost respect for this certain player. I wonder who he was talking about.
    kobe.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I still don't get it.

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    HOW ABOUT WHEN SEAN SAID MANU UNDRESSED HIM FOR HERRMANN TO PICK UP HIS CLOTHES AT THE SECURITY DESK AFTER THE GAME

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    I still don't get it.
    What is it doing on the parade?

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    What is it doing on the parade?
    if he still doesnt get it, this should go classic real quick.

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    I thought it was supposed to represent pissing in the wind.

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    Don't you rain on my PARADE

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    i liked: "he's gonna go home and wash his hair and bruce is going to be in there!"
    This is an instant classic Elliott-ism. I laughed outloud when he said that.

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    any more you guys remember from the past? these are great. i love sean elliott. when he didnt broadcast a few days ago i was upset because i love his comments. they are off the wall hilarious!

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    god damn I love me some Sean Elliott (<----- 2 T's LJ! 2 T's.)
    I swear when he;s not broadcasting I put it on mute.

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