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  1. 11-04-2004 #1
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    NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES:
    Afghanistan Cruise

    We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
    had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush was reelected.

    With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!

    Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Ed Asner,Whoppi Goldberg, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda,Bruce(the Boss),Puff Daddy, and anyone else who made that promise,
    please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

    You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

    The New York Times will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
    through Desert Valley and Miami-Dade county prior to your cruise.

    Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years

    Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

    Staffing your voyage is John Edwards as captain, John Kerry as cruise director,
    Teresea Heinz Kerry as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures director, and Ex-Senator Tom Dasc e as intern coordinator.

    If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Joe Lochart. He can raise your children while you're gone, and he
    can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
    P.S. NbaDan is invited too!
    Bon Voyage!"

    Is this a great country or what!

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  2. 11-04-2004 #2
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    Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures director
    How dare you mock a corageous and brave man like Senator Kennedy.
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  3. 11-04-2004 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by whottt
    How dare you mock a corageous and brave man like Senator Kennedy.
    You'd have to ask Mary Jane about that!
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  4. 11-05-2004 #4
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    I believe it's Mary Joe and let's not bring up the past. We need to heal?
    Why bring up the Senators driving or lifeguard skills? Why bring up Kerry's Vietnam experience? Sooo Bush Hid out in the Guard. Maybe if the DUMBocrats had given the
    nomination to Bayh of Indian or Rockerfeller of Wva of vice a versa they wouldn't be crying for the next 4 years.

    GOD isn't America Great.
    How about that! I can still say that
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  5. 11-05-2004 #5
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    Fair enough AFE....and yes you can still say that!
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  6. 11-05-2004 #6
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    Now that's just wrong.
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