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You're gonna have to better than rehash the same contrived republican email parables over and over again to "rattle" the rest of us.
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many
others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and
was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch
Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that
her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what
he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher
taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs.
The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the
truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how
she was doing in school.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA,
and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking
a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her
no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even
have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends
because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?"
She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy
classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so
popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to
all the parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes
because she's too hung over."
Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's
office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend
who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly
that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."
The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired
back, "That wouldn't be fair! I have worked really hard for my grades!
I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done
next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the
Republican party."
saw this off another board. THat it would rattle some posters here.
You're gonna have to better than rehash the same contrived republican email parables over and over again to "rattle" the rest of us.
The obvious moral here is that gtown's group of choice, is smarter, and works harder than any one else - so there.
Thanks, Gtown, I'm now a republican.
This was a conversation between cheney and his daughter. She didn't have time for a boyfriend.........hmmmmmm......
one can only dream...
When is argentina going to secede from Venezuela?
When are you going to make and accurate statement about Argentina? (probably when you catch up with common sense and intelligence, a race you are losing by hundreds of miles)
great joke! haha...
Dumb.
WHat a snooty Argentino you are, but we need emotional divas like you otherwise this board would suck.
Divas would be those that have exclamation points in every one of their sentences, and use various troll characters to make him/her feel as if they really have freinds and support.
Seriously, WTF do you know about Argentina?? I love how the minute a jackass like gtown can't make his point through intelligent arguments he tries for a guy's nationality, hoping that it will rattle him enough to miss the fact that he's a total and utter imbecil.
cept there was no argument.
Just a joke bout a father and daughter. Thanks for enforcing the stereotype.
Friends,....looks like you showed up to defend him.
^---- This man has no .
There, fixed it for you.
You could say that you didn't find it funny. But to say that you don't get it proves you're and idiot.
But after all you are Corso=Darius MacCrarrie=LaMarcus Bryant=Saddams Ghost=Can't Be Faded= a pathetic emotional sorry bas .
Son, don't take last night out on others. I'll make it up to you. Come by tonight around 7pm.
What stereotype you mindless twit? An idiotic remark that sprung from your mindboggling ignorance hardly qualifies as a stereotype.
Son, don't take last night out on others. I'll make it up to you. Come by tonight around 7pm.
It's funny. Every time i swat one of CBF's ball-less trolls, the old gtownsdad toll comes out.
It's a sign of CBF's desperation.
Too bad he wasn't like Marcus Bryant and actually stayed away like he first said when i slapped his feelings out of the political forum.
said what?
It's not " said what?" it's:
, SAY what?
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