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Longoria is pregnant with Greg Popovich's baby
LOS ANGELES, Jan. 2 (UPI) -- A friend of U.S. actress Eva Longoria has informed In Touch Weekly that the "Desperate Housewives star has confided in her, and told her that "She was desperate, and did not know what to do".
The friend stated that Eva was seduced by San Antonio Spurs' coach Greg Popovich, after he had her over for "wine tasting" at his house last October. Eva says that "one thing led to another" and she and he had wild sex. Eva denied that it was a tyrist she was adamant that it just happened extemporaneously.
Eva told her friend that she is 100% positive that she is carrying the coach's baby, and not her fiance Tony Parker's child, because she was away from Tony when she became pregnant. The unidentified friend of Longoria confided to In Touch Weekly that the 31-year-old actress Eva is affraid to let Tony know the truth, but soon after the baby is born, she fears that Tony will catch on. Pressed about her fears, Eva said that Tony will became su ious after the baby's sarcastic and glip personality arises. Eva knows that Tony will know for sure after seeing that the baby prefers smaller faster nannies to the taller and more physical nannies.
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Sorry, that wasn't funny.
*******NEWSFLASH********
Jim is only mildly amusing.
I've heard she even brings her own kneepads.
Wow...the lack of intelligence of some never cease to amaze me.
i wonder if the baby will be born with acne scars?
Maybe....I thought the average Spurs fan was more intelligent and classier than most.
If you actually think we believe this then maybe your intelligence should be questioned
This thread's intention was to mock the other Eva story in the Spurs' forum which also sites a "confidant" of Eva as it's source about her dening Tony's bachelor party......
duh!
You've failed at life Jim....
If you have to explain a joke, you looooosing...
Where is Trainwreck?
where is the nearest bridge?
Just go find a subway....
where is the nearest bridge?
Jim your writing was top notch... hope you don't mind that I used it for my version.
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Longoria is pregnant with Matt Bonner's baby
LOS ANGELES, Jan. 2 (UPI) -- A friend of U.S. actress Eva Longoria has informed In Touch Weekly that the "Desperate Housewives star has confided in her, and told her that "She was desperate, and did not know what to do".
The friend stated that Eva was seduced by San Antonio Spurs' player Matt Bonner, after he had her over for a cribbage match at his house last October. Eva says that "one thing led to another" and she and he had wild sex. Eva denied that it was a tyrist she was adamant that it just happened extemporaneously.
Eva told her friend that she is 100% positive that she is carrying Bonner's baby, and not her fiance Tony Parker's child, because she was away from Tony when she became pregnant. The unidentified friend of Longoria confided to In Touch Weekly that the 31-year-old actress Eva is afraid to let Tony know the truth, but soon after the baby is born, she fears that Tony will catch on. Pressed about her fears, Eva said that Tony will became su ious should the baby be born a red head, as everyone knows Eva's hair is dyed. Eva knows that Tony will know for sure after the child is old enough to eat solid food and prefers Subway to creme brulee.
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Nicely played, nicely played.
(But don't you mean glib?)
that told me it was mine..... boy am i glad it isnt!
No Way!!!!
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