Write a lovely poem about the Spurs. It can be about the entire team, one player, a couple of players... whatever. If I like your poem, you get the tickets.
Go.
The Mavs are coming to town
They're going to leave with a frown
I'm so sick of Mavs fans
Their 2nd round smack is more than I can stand.
Cubans money can buy lots of things
But it can't buy them any rings
When I want a little laugh
I just stop and think what its like to be a Mav
In Dallas championships are won in the 2nd round
Planning parades in downtown all around
But when it comes to confrence championship ceremonies?
In front of the Spurs? We're too pussy!
Man, I had no idea I was in your head this bad.
Please. There's one group of fans that we hate as Spurs fans more than any other. It sure as didn't start with you. Mavs fans are all pretty much annoying.Man, I had no idea I was in your head this bad.
Manny wins.
Nice generalization. Almost as good as your poem.
Generalization? I've yet to meet the Mavs fan who wasn't annoying. MFFL baby! Derek Who? Rolando Who? Roy WHO? Williams? Oh.Nice generalization. Almost as good as your poem.
Eh, I'm not exactly TS Elliot. I think I'll be able to live with myself.
A Poem by Ashbeeigh
At a dougnut shop, I saw a boy in a hat.
Today, some would call him lazy, or fat.
At a doughnut shop, I saw a boy, who lost a game a day ago, what a shame.
Some would say it is lame.
They won that night.
That's when it started.
But that girl, who saw a boy in a hat,
Saw a rat.
She let out a scream.
She could not let it win!
The only thing that kept the scream in,
Was the off chance, that perhaps...
Tim Duncan would come in!
The team did win.
Time would tell ... that the team would wants some doughnuts...
But nuts!
The girl would never see the boy in a hat you all call fat.
Too bad for you... you dumb girl ... you stuck it out ... through a rat ... for a boy in a hat who they all call fat.
That was fun. Even if I don't get tickets.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
The Mavs in' suck
There once was a team from Dallas
Their owner was obsessed by a phallus
he was a big
and a bit of a nag
And paranoid, thinking Stern performed Malice.
Drink eleven beers
Cuss out the ing Mavs fans
That's midge at the game
That's my haiku
http://www.love-poems.me.uk/foster_b...ul_dreamer.htm
Thank you, Mr Foster.
Best I could do at bedtime.
Beautiful Spurs Ticket Holder
Beautiful Spurs fan, give unto me,
Athletes and sweet plays are waiting for me;
Sounds of Stan Kelly come from the PA,
Nightmares of past tail kickings have all pass'd away!
Beautiful ticket giver, queen of my dream,
List while I woo thee with convincing rhyme;
Without you, my hopes of game entry are gone.
Beautiful ticket holder, give of thy store!
Cause you know I am a fan to my very heart's core!
Beautiful ticket giver, happily to my seats I will go,
To see Timmy, Gino and Tony put on a show;
Over the Mavericks will our team triumph,
Providing coach Pop doesn't screw up the line up.
Beautiful dreamer, place tickets in my hand,
Game is approaching;my plea is about to end.
Name me the winner and let's call it a weekend.
Beautiful Ticket holder, pick me, pick me!
she wins. why dont you go yourself?
you rymed ass with ass?
"better than us dumbass mav fans could do"
ended up deleting mine because I just started a new job and realized I wouldn't be able to get off in time
ended up deleting mine because I just started a new job and realized I wouldn't be able to get off in timeI wanted to hear your words of wisdom.
Direct and to the point...I like it!
Cubanesque they are.
All trying to be like crossed eyed PooDunk Haircut Mark herself.
"Nice rings Mavs, too bad they're part of a Prince Albert & not on your finger!"
Mavs. Suck Big Time
You say that as though 90% of the current Spurs fanbase didnt hop onto the bandwagon around 1998/1999.
Why act so shocked at the fact that teams' fanbases grow as the teams get better? Oh gee, some Mavs fans dont know Brad Davis from Dwyane Wade. Big deal.
Do some research and look at our attendence figures pre 99. Just because the entirety of your fanbase is bandwagoners who don't know much about basketball doesn't mean Spurs fans are the same.
I didn't say anything about your attendance figures. I said most of today's current Spurs fans didn't give two s before 1999. The people filling up the Alamodome/ HemisFair Arena way back then account for a ridiculously small portion of the current fanbase.
And regardless, spurs had some pretty decent playoff teams pre 1999. Mavs didn't. Most people don't care to pay money and waste their time going to see a team that is that horrible. Quit acting so surprised by it. People are allowed to start rooting for a team whenever they feel like it.
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