Bud Light Presents: Delusional ND Fan

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Delusional Notre Dame Fan

....cue Bud Light Music...............


"Bud Light Presents, Real Men of Genius"

(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan. (Mr. Delusional
Notre
Dame Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly
high preseason ranking. (We're That Good I Promise!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile
attempts
at damage control when the Irish lose to a grossly inferior opponent
(How'd
Navy score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National
Championships
won 40 years before you were born. (Those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as
though that is relevant to the current season. (Been playing since the
1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season
finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent
with
striking ease. (We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take
comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be
back to
number three when the preseason polls come out next year. (Mr.
Delusional
Notre Dame Fan!)

[KewlKat00]

[Willinsa]

Domers suck

[SrA Husker]

Don't forget the flowchart!

[samikeyp]

[johngateswhiteley]

oh, thats funny. sounds like a bit i wrote a little while back (not about notre dame though). classic, though....