Is that an enchillada in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Sung to the tune of Macho man
"Refried Refired beans" All I want to do, is refry beans"
Sung to the tune of who let the dogs out
"who took the salsa? who, who, who, who?"
Like Indiana Pacers forward Ron Artest
I, Taco would like to take a Month off from the SpursTalk to promote my New Wrap Album
Here are just a few of my song les:
1. It's more than just a Tortilla.
2. Would you like Beans with that?
3. How do you like it Soft or Crispy?
4. ...
Additional Suggestions and song les welcomed![]()
Is that an enchillada in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Sung to the tune of Macho man
"Refried Refired beans" All I want to do, is refry beans"
Sung to the tune of who let the dogs out
"who took the salsa? who, who, who, who?"
5. You Wanted the Works, But All You Got Was Sour Cream
"You keep my lettuce crispy"
I hope this does not mean what I think it means.![]()
Sung to the tune of Macho man
"Refried Refired beans" All I want to do, is refry beans"
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Black is Black I want my Taco back
Grey is Grey lunch is over it's time to pay.
I Eat Myself - remake of the Divinyls number 1 hit single...
Is that why you don't use your "eat me" avatar anymore? :p
"Hot Sauce" to the tune of Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff".
Sung to the tune of Safety Dance
By:Men Without Hats
We can munch if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't munch and if they don't eat
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can much
Safety munch
Is it safe to munch
Is it safe to munch
S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, munch!
^RACK^
Sittin' here, eatin' my heart out waitin'
waitin' for some lover to call
dialed about a thousand numbers lately
almost rang the phone off the wall
Lookin' for some hot sauce baby this evenin'
I need some hot sauce baby tonight
I want some hot saucebaby this evenin'
gotta have some hot sauce
gotta have some lovin' tonight
I need hot sauce
I want some hot sauce
I need hot sauce
Lookin' for a lover who needs another
don't want another night on my own
wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover
wanna bring a wild man back home
Gotta have some hot sauce baby this evenin'
I need some hot sauce baby tonight
I want some hot sauce baby this evenin'
gotta have some lovin'
got to have a sauce tonight
I need hot sauce
hot sauce
lookin' for hot sauce
Hot, hot, hot, hot sauce
hot, hot, hot
hot, hot, hot, hot sauce
hot, hot, hot
Gotta have some hot sauce baby this evenin'
I need some hot sauc baby tonight
lookin' for some hot sauce baby this evenin'
I need hot sauce baby tonight
hot sauce baby this evening
I want hot sauce baby tonight
hot sauce baby this evenin'
I want some hot sauce baby tonight
"Straight Outta Say-Town" to NWA's "Straight Outta Compton"
"Straight outta Say-Town, a crazy mother er named Ta-Co."
Have You Ever Been a Taco
sung to the tune of Have You Ever been Mellow
sung to thr tune of macho man
Every man wants to be a Taco Taco man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a Taco man
ready to get down with, anyone he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Taco Taco man (Taco man)
I've got to be, a Taco man
Taco Taco man
I've got to be a Taco! Ow....
Taco Taco man
I've got to be, a Taco man
Taco Taco man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a Taco!
Three Times A TACO Lyrics
Thanks for the times that you've given me,
The memories are all in mind.
And now that we've come
To the end of our rainbow
There's something I must say out loud!
Your once, twice
Three times a TACO
And I love you.
Yes, your once, twice
Three times a TACO
And I love you!
When we are together
The moments I cherish
With every beat of my heart.
To touch you, to hold you
To feel you, to eat you.
There's nothing to keep us apart
You're once, twice
Three times a TACO
And I love you!
I love you !
Bonus track"
"I know how to use my Lengua"![]()
By The Kitchen Cops
Every bite you take
Every taco you make
Every plate you break
Every helping you take
I'll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you
O can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor stomach aches with every step you take
Every burrito you make
Every s you break
Every dinner you fake
Every meal you bake
I'll be watching you
Since you've gone I been lost without a trace
I eat at night I can only see your face
I look around but it's your food I can't replace
I keep crying baby please
Every dish you make
Every bowl you break
Every reciepe you fake
Every clam you bake
I'll be watching you....cook
Uhh, isn't that a limp noodle?
"Bar-ba, bar-ba, ba-coa....I wanna reach out and eatcha!"
to the tune of Steve Miller's "Abracadabra"
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