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That 's hilarious... Sexy Rexy... :
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Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? it. I'm throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But that. Dumpoff passes are for gots. I'm ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my hard.
What's that? I should throw a quick slant? that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is ing football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that . You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She ing wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Oh . Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt ing great to throw that . Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the ing eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a slinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I . That's how we do things in the sexy business.
Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.
That 's hilarious... Sexy Rexy... :
Last edited by KMart_Girl23; 02-05-2007 at 02:45 PM.
I need to see a blog about Lovie Smith now.
"They can't beat us by making little 8 yard under routes every single play! It's Peyton Manning! They can only win by throwing 35 yard post corners! Forget that it's a hurricane out there! It's the Colts! Omgwereallgonnadie."
dont hate on my boy rex
...i can't believe how horrible he was in the superbowl.
You can't deny my sexyness, quit hating.
haha. that was good. you'd think that was his mentality the way he throws sometimes.
or the way his over y ass talked in interviews prior to the superbowl.
What's hard to believe about it? This kid is playing in the Super Bowl after starting, what, 25 games? And against Manning no less. The XLI letdown by Rex was two weeks in the making.
If anything, blame Ohio State for the loss, since they christened 2007 "The Year When If Your Team Returns Opening KO For A TD, Your QB Will Suck Serious Ass".
In the [somewhat twisted] words of Det. John McClane, "How can the same thing happen in the same sport, twice?"
Most teams that run back kicks lose, it's kinda weird...
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