A wicked funny rant...

[Yonivore]

...over at Gizmodo

Horseshoes and Hand Grenades: Joel Johnson Returns...to Spank Us All for Supporting Crap

These guys want me to write a weekly column, but I hate consumer electronics, I hate marketing, and I hate you people, because you're all so dumb. If you're lucky and I need the money, I will.

I gave up two years of my life writing about gadgets for this site. Waking up every morning at 5 AM, chewing up press releases to find the rare morsel of legitimate information, chasing down "hot tips" that ended up being photochops of iPods with reflections of genitals in the touchscreens. Oh, and the worst: fielding emails from PR parasites eager to suck away precious time in a half-hour phone meeting while the Senior Vice-President of Smoke Blowing tells me about how his company's software—based on an idea cribbed from Google—is going to change the way I look at something I didn't care about in the first place. (Inevitably, "forever.")

And you guys just ate it up...

It's ed up. I laughed my ass off and sent it to every electronophile geek I know.

[johnsmith]

...over at Gizmodo

Horseshoes and Hand Grenades: Joel Johnson Returns...to Spank Us All for Supporting Crap


It's ed up. I laughed my ass off and sent it to every electronophile geek I know.

Jesus Christ. I'm never buying another gadget again.................awww it, I'm off to Best Buy.

[sabar]

Nice.

This is obviously a not a real product, Frucci. Did you even read the site you linked? Are you actually writing boosterism-filled copy about products that don't actually exist?