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so if i piss in a barf bag, I get a free trip
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2248534.html?menu=
An air passenger says he was forced to urinate into an airsick bag after flight attendants refused to let him use the toilet.
James Whipple says he was repeatedly prevented from entering the bathroom during a SkyWest Airlines flight from Boise to Salt Lake City.
Mr Whipple told the Salt Lake Tribune: "It was like I had no choice. I started to urinate on myself. So, thinking the way I thought, I grabbed one of those vomit bags.
"I didn't think I did anything wrong. I could have relieved myself all over my pants. It was almost like that was what she preferred me to do."
The captain had left the 'fasten seat belt' light on during the hour-long flight because the bathroom was unusable - the light was out.
"I really had to go. I kept asking three or four times, 'may I use the bathroom?' She kept telling me no. The fourth time I asked, we were in final descent, which was her excuse," Mr Whipple said.
Mr Whipple, from Salt Lake City, discreetly used the sick bag but was confronted by the flight attendant and admitted what he had done.
When the plane reached the terminal, he was arrested and taken to a police station at the airport. No charges were filed and he was allowed to go home after two hours.
A SkyWest spokeswoman said Mr Whipple had wanted to use the bathroom while the "fasten seat belt" light was illuminated, which was against Federal Aviation Administration regulations.
But the airline apologised to him on behalf of the attendant and promised to send him some travel vouchers.
so if i piss in a barf bag, I get a free trip
If I piss all over the plane, does that give me unlimited flying privileges.
They just didn't want him to squeeze the Charmin
it was a 1 hour flight!?!
jesus ing christ.
Would you like to hold your piss for an hour if you had go really bad?
Besides that is not the point.
Should've made the flight attendant useful.
Last edited by Bob Lanier; 03-19-2007 at 03:25 PM.
Only thing that'll make my life complete is turn your face into a toilet seeeeeaaat.
I wouldn't have listened to her. If I gotta piss, I'm not asking if I can.
One hour flight, plus 15 minutes to board, plus 15-30 minutes to prepare for takeoff, plus 10-15 minutes for the slow-ass people in front of you to get their bags and get off the plane.
that , I'd get up and go piss, they try and stop me I'm whipping it out and pissing right there.
Not to mention they make you show up early. Airports are such zoos, I'm always scared of leaving the gate for anything. Flying sucks.
Im a travel agent and we tell our customers to arrive at least 1 1/2 hours prior to departure for domestic and two hours for international due to security at the airports now. Ive spoke to many people who miss flights because they are in lines too long to even check in for their flights on time. Flying is not what it used to be.
Deregulation, which the airlines and their "free market/anti-govt accomplices" fought for as "better" than regulation, has ed over the customrs who are now little more than cattle or sardines in an aluminum tube, and left the US airlines in or near bankruptcy. Of course, the top people in the airlines still pocket millions for their mismanagement, but their product sucks, and will probably always suck. Such is the wonder of the "marketplace".
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