I cant stop laughing

[Fillmoe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-12GdBEY9A

[Mixability]

is this the new one that was just shot?

[Fillmoe]

you are asking me as if i know what the old ones are....

[Mixability]

you are asking me as if i know what the old ones are....

so you accidentally stumbled on this one on youtube?

[Fillmoe]

yup

[Mixability]

yup

riiiiiiiight.

[Fillmoe]

are you implying that i waisted my time searching for this?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That big-ass picture of himself wearing a fur coat is priceless.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

are you implying that i waisted my time searching for this?

You should have wasted your time on a spelling bee.

[Fillmoe]

he came through in a white truck and left in a white lambo.....

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That big-ass picture of himself wearing a fur coat is priceless.

Any Texan sees that and immediately thinks of Michael Irvin entering the courtroom.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

he came through in a white truck and left in a white lambo.....

'Cause that's how TP rolls, man.

[resistanze]

Stu Jackson should deal with this appropriately.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Any TP highlight reel without that shot against the Lakers where he ended up in the middle of Row 1 celebrating is a bas ized version of a highlight reel.

[sa_butta]

lol can anyone take him as a serious rapper?

Maybe people in france, doesnt help that most of us cant understand him.

[mardigan]

Hes like the French Daddy Yankee

By the way, has anyone ever noticed that Shaun the Paul looks like a thugged out Tony?

[cornbread]

Do you think he's rapping about basketball?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I doubt it.

[mardigan]

He is probably rapping about Eva keeping his nuts in a jar in their basement

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

According to SLAM!, even some French people can't understand what he's saying (and everything on the 'Net is true).

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Very soft I have my style
The rap borer in the tanks
Ca will hurt
And I avalle my pure style
The public claims me
And I assume serious
Lady... Lady... Lady... Lady... Lady...
(tony.P...)
Balance, Balance, Balance, Balance
Balance, Balance, Balance, Balance
Balance, Balance, Balance, Balance
Oh baby go...
(Let' S go)
You thinks that are ready for you baby
Ca makes boom boom in the baby club
Oh yes moves on the zic lady
Cool Tony.P and smoove
I apply
Hey Hey
DJ balances sauce like hab'
To like for glory I make it like hab'
Let slip when it is open bar
To thread well before two hours of a quarter
The ball has face it is the price
All these girl which me "ppss"
Baby you can to me éscorter for this night
Baby I have déja my wife for the life
Oké, have you evil to follow me
But which even follows me
Musical therapy
Tony.P from Texas in Paris
Want lie down with
Oh please

Refrain:
Go ahead balances itself of left on the right
I have the style which hurts
Go ahead balance you of left on the right
Tony.P with the fichal
Balance, Balance, Balance, Balance Oh
Balance, Balance, Balance, Balance Oh
Balance, Balance, Balance, Balance Oh
Oh baby go...
Check my Hip-Hop always with the signal
My flora notches there
Rap is my job, stop
Jump and jumpé jump hop
Tony.P with the star r' B hop
Baby stops to a little are limited you
Baby stops a little me matter
Lady be charming for you and you know it
But knows that only environment with test
KOI new the snoop-dog in the enclosures
KOI you want dancer, nan it is not the sorrow
ME I remain quite sitted in the sofa
who makes the valve while raising the arms
Bring the girls in the V.I.P
Want you to sleep with
Oh please
- Refrain
Lady......... the lady
Lady......... the lady
Lady......... the lady
Lady... Lady
Lady......... the lady
Lady......... the lady
Lady... Lady...
Go ahead balances degauche on the right
I have the sweat which hurts
Overshoot runway if
do not be to you ready A to make move
your shoulders
I have this p' trick destey Oh
I make my own Oh dreams
I have this sound in the head
Quickly the piece acheve leaves
Ah Ah... Tony.P
Texas Servant boy
Let' S go...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I only managed to catch "DJ" and "open bar" from all that, but I'm pretty sure this is a short clip from Tony Parker's second French music video called "Balance Toi," which, roughly translated to English means either, "Balance Yourself" or "Jean-Pierre is at the library." (BabelFish is broken.)

Anyway, a few quick thoughts on the video...

First off, Busta Rhymes called. He'd like his black-light back. Second, stop touching your damn sunglasses. It doesn't look cool. And third, well, I never thought I'd say this, but please, more camera time for Eva! She got less than 10 seconds, man!

And oh, yeah, unless that little guy with the creepy voice at the beginning was Jacque Vaughn, I didn't see one single Spurs cameo in this video. What gives? We want Duncan!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I gotta admit, though, I dig the hat.

[Medvedenko]

This is almost worse than Kobe rapping....Very funny indeed.

[Phenomanul]

This is almost worse than Kobe rapping....Very funny indeed.

Tony's rapping 'talent' >> Shaq's >>> Kobe's >>>>>>>>> Artest's.

The little kid's voice ruined this particular song though...