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Her parents are both ex-pr0n stars.
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Thora Birch (the girl with the big boobs from American Beauty and Ghost World) apparently has the creepiest dad ever. During the shooting of The Winter of Frozen Dreams, her dad, Jack Birch, insisted he be present on the closed set so he could watch them shoot his daughter's sex scene with Dean Winters. A source says:
"It was so wrong," said one insider. "The director is saying, 'Harder! Faster!' and the father is giving Winters the thumbs up." Jack Birch was on the set every day giving orders - even telling director Eric Mandelbaum where to place his camera so that Thora would look her best. Mandelbaum was about to shoot the first sex scene Monday when, "all of a sudden, the front door is being kicked in. Her father was threatening to kill the assistant directors. Then he threatens to pull her from the movie with three days of shooting left." Making matters worse, a problem with the focus on the camera necessitated 14 takes. "It was the most bizarre, perverse scene," said our witness. "One girl on the crew broke down crying."
Sounds like my kind of guy. I mean, who wouldn't want to see Thora Birch naked? Her boobs are huge. Plus she's got grea -- wait a second did you say her dad? *face slowly turns to horror and runs screaming into the distance*
Her parents are both ex-pr0n stars.
*googles thora birch*
I hope they include that stuff as DVD extras.
With a le like The Winter of Frozen Dreams, you know the flick's gonna be a pretentious P.O.S.
Gratuitous sex may be all it will have to recommend it.
Well, let's all hope for that.
Besides, would you expect anything more from the industry that deems it necessary to remake that avant-garde masterpiece "Teen Wolf"?
Back at ya (last item)
And JLH covered in fur?
Well, that calls for a diety smiting if I ever heard of a need for one.
Ew!
so who wins in the battle of creepy dads?
Thora Birch's dad vs. Jessica Simpson's dad
And by "ew" I meant the creepy dad, not Jennifer Love Hewitt... although she does kind of look like she needs to eat in that picture.
A poll should be created in their honor with reference to both of the stories about them. Didn't Daddy Simp make creepy comments about his daughter's boobs?
BTW...Simpson in person is highly overrated....she's tiny
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