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would be hard to kinda get up and wipe.
I have had enough of the "I got a bad stomach ache" thing happening whicle I'm driving. Not being able to your own when you need to really is painful, and I almost got into an accident trying to get home today. It's a hazard, everyone who has been in that situation knows it. I just realized that every single mother f'r I flick off when they cut right infront of me isn't trying to be a bad ass or anything, they are just trying to get to a ter.
I came up with a simple solution to this problem. The crapper car. Basically, you can crap in the car while driving, because somehow in some really awesome fashion, you can press a button that turns the seat into a sort of toilet (or just opens a hole on the seat). You don't flush though, instead the drops onto a like frying pan and burns and is let out onto the street in ashes. The toilet thing would also be good if someone ends up puking in my car after a night of drinking.
I personally would not mind ting in my car. Any way that is my thought, that didn't take any more thinking than ting. anyone else have weird ideas? What do you think of the usefulness in mine?
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would be hard to kinda get up and wipe.
break those chains that bind you. Live out your fantasy of ting in the car.
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Which is why you would also need one of these installed:
You need the Mercedes 550 Meatloaf Edition.
I have thought about this many times, dating back a few years ago. It would be great for long trips. No need to stop.
The thing I would disagree with is having that frying pan type , it would stink up the car, just let it flush directly to the streets, who gives a , it's probably good for the environment anyway.
Yeah, malaria is so awesome. I wish we had human feces in the streets!
You're right. We should try to be more like West Africa.
It more than likely would cause Cholera.
This thought has crossed my mind while I've been stuck in a car and let me tell you, I'm just glad there was a sheet of bullet proof glass between me and that cab driver.
I would crap in my friends' cars, but not my own.
On a more serious note, how much space does the plumbing and storage system for a chemical toilet like they have in RV's take up? Could it fit in a properly rigged trunk? This is the sort of thing I'd like to see the Mystbusters take on.
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Alvarez, that's a good idea; Hey, more ways to get employed. We can have picker-uppers walking the streets. only problem I can forsee is them running in front of my car to pick up some and then running over them. ROAD KILL
And what about some sort of vent or valve that would let you store your farts so you can you use them like a nitrous booster later? I hope I live to see the day that the technology discussed in this thread comes to exist.
SFIE, suddenly I'm seeing the brilliance in this thread. A car that runs on methane fuel!
You eat, you crap, and suddenly your car is good to go for another 150 miles!
Awesome!
I think my air fresher has been waiting for the day to absorb something other than the weed smell.
But where do you dipose of the waste once the ' ter's full?" Do you pull a Randy Quaid a la Christmas Vacation?
Yes, I can see the ads in the drive-throughs now:
WHATABURGER: More miles to the bite!
Which is why you would also need one of these installed:
how could a running sink help wipe your ass?
You could be a redneck if.....
It's for washin' your backside!
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