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she must have been morbidly obese
Male students at a US university called police after a young woman walked into their house and started masturbating.
The woman went into a Michigan University frat house and began to masturbate on a couch, reports the Michigan Daily.
Fraternity president Dan Nye said fraternity members were eating in the dining room at the time.
The woman told them her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University.
She was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs.
"Obviously, she was very disturbed," Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people."
No one saw her enter the house but the front door had been left propped open because it was being repaired.
Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.
When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. At one point she was talking on her mobile phone.
She walked out wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police. By the time police arrived, minutes later, she had already left.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2269443.html?menu=
she must have been morbidly obese
Had to have been, or really busted up
I just wanted to be loved .... is that so bad?
OMG...hilarious
Agreed, must have been fat or had genital warts...something had to be terribley wrong to make that not enjoyable to frat guys
lol i peed...a little...^^
Wait a minute, the article says that she walked out of the house after someone called the police. So the frat boys let her play with the man in the boat for a half hour before they called police?
$10 says the video is on YouTube.
The story left out an important detail . . . the name of the fraternity was I Lika Dika.
To be fair though, nearly all college frat's subscribe to something along the lines of the name you just mentioned.
Ummm... my front door is open too!I just wanted to be loved .... is that so bad?
Ill send her over
More proof frats are gay.
If a girl walks into your ing house and masturbates, there is probably something else she wants to do.
Although she probably had genital herpes on her mouth and some warts down south.
Will you be my lawyer?
Actually, you want him as your judge.
Breaking off something proper for Shooga...
Luckily, I turned my head to the right, or my laptop would have been wearing the mouthful of Miller Lite I spit on the floor.
here are some pictures of her...
http://www.totallycrap.com/galleries...ing_trespasser
her?
I'd have thrown him out too.
that chick looks like david foley's broth... errr... sister.
that chick looks like david foley's broth... errr... sister.
I just wanted to be loved .... is that so bad?
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