Allow me to spare you the trouble haters

[Findog]

Mavs clinched the #1 seed but it doesn't matter. They suck. (Insert here) will beat them in the playoffs when Dirk and the gang chokes.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Mavs clinched the #1 seed but it doesn't matter. They suck. (Insert here) will beat them in the playoffs when Dirk and the gang chokes.

[Findog]

The first of many victories to come. Tremble in fear -- when you mess with the blue and green, you call down the thunder.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

The first of many victories to come. Tremble in fear -- when you mess with the blue and green, you call down the thunder.

Hey you dont know According to the basketball God Spursdynasty the Mavs have only been good because teams played badly against us and beat themselves.

[midgetonadonkey]

The first of many victories to come. Tremble in fear -- when you mess with the blue and green, you call down the thunder.

The same way they brought down the thunder against the Heat last year?

[Findog]

The same way they brought down the thunder against the Heat last year?

The "Heat"? What is that? Are you referring to the Miami Sterns, by chance? And D-Pussy shooting 35 FTs a game?

[monosylab1k]

Just imagine if they still had Steve "the Stallion" Nash and "Bad Ass" Boris Diaw

Perhaps they wouldn't choke when it matters.

I can't recall the Mavericks ever having Diaw on their team but what the do I know I've only followed the team for 15 years now.

[Findog]

Just imagine if they still had Steve "the Stallion" Nash and "Bad Ass" Boris Diaw

Perhaps they wouldn't choke when it matters.

You mean Fat Ass Boris Diaw? Dude needs some gastric. Nash will break down like an old Toyota Tercel like he always does.

[angel_luv]

I am happy for the Mavs- at least this year they will have a first place( though still not championship) banner to put in the rafters.

[angel_luv]

Seriously though, first place is not an easy feat so congrats.

[angel_luv]

You mav fans must be so proud. I bet the team is all choked up.

[Findog]

Seriously though, first place is not an easy feat so congrats.

See you in the Conference Finals. Yeah, I said it...the Suns are going to set in the semis.

[angel_luv]

See you in the Conference Finals. Yeah, I said it...the Suns are going to set in the semis.

May the best team ( MINE!) win.

[Findog]

Just remember, we pitch and you catch now in this relationship. Now grease up.

[leemajors]

The "Heat"? What is that? Are you referring to the Miami Sterns, by chance? And D-Pussy shooting 35 FTs a game?

u mad?

[td4mvp21]

The "Heat"? What is that? Are you referring to the Miami Sterns, by chance? And D-Pussy shooting 35 FTs a game?

What? D-Pussy shot 35 FT's a game in the WCSF's.

[Findog]

u mad?

Not at all. If we get another shot at D-Pussy and the Sterns, we'll destroy them. No rigging this time, or the Commissioner running out onto the court, ABC executives in tow, to smash Dirk with a folding chair.

[monosylab1k]

What? D-Pussy shot 35 FT's a game in the WCSF's.

Who? Duncan? Or do his 35 FT's a game not count because he missed half of them...

[leemajors]

Not at all. If we get another shot at D-Pussy and the Sterns, we'll destroy them. No rigging this time, or the Commissioner running out onto the court, ABC executives in tow, to smash Dirk with a folding chair.

u mad?

[Findog]

What? D-Pussy shot 35 FT's a game in the WCSF's.

Yeah, but TD shot 40. Spurs fans seem to gloss over the fact that Duncan lived at the free throw line in that series.

[monosylab1k]

You mav fans must be so proud. I bet the team is all choked up.

I actually did LOL at that one, it was pretty good.

[td4mvp21]

Who? Duncan? Or do his 35 FT's a game not count because he missed half of them...

Uh I said pussy, not 2-time MVP. So Dirk, not Duncan.

[monosylab1k]

Uh I said pussy, not 2-time MVP. So Dirk, not Duncan.

haha fair enough.

[td4mvp21]

haha fair enough.

But in all honesty, I was just trying to show that Mavs fans shouldn't about Wade shooting 20+ ft's in a game, because Dirk did the same thing. Likewise, Spurs fans shouldn't about Dirk getting 20+ ft's in a game, because Duncan did the same thing.

[Shank]

Mono - how was the game?