Women to rule new town in China

[phyzik]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies


Women to rule new town

China is to create the world's first 'Woman Town' where women make all the decisions and disobedient men face punishments.

Chongqing is to convert its Shuangqiao district into Woman Town, covering 2.3 square km, reports Chongqing Morning News.

The slogan: "A woman never makes a mistake. A man can never reject a woman's request" will be carved into the town gates.

"Construction will take around two years, and the place will become a very good destination for entertainment and relaxation," says Li Jigang, director of Shuangqiao district tourism bureau.

"In any tour group entering this town, female members would play the deciding role, concerning shopping and other items of the itinerary.

"We are drafting a township law, which stipulates clearly how men should be punished and for what. A disobedient man will be punished by kneeling on an uneven wooden board or by washing dishes in a restaurant."

[E20]

I'll give that town 5 minutes before it ends up in flames.

[Mixability]

I'll give that town 5 minutes before it ends up in flames.

I'd give it an hour, cause they'll have to find an obedient man to start the fire.

[E20]

very good destination for entertainment and relaxation

Lamin terms: BIG HOUSE, CHEAP PRICES.

[Mixability]

Town song: Prince's "Pussy Control"

[phyzik]

Lamin terms: BIG HOUSE, CHEAP PRICES.

thats the first thought that came to mind when I first read it.

[ShoogarBear]

City Ordinance #1: All toilet seats to be nailed in down position.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

City Ordinance #1: All toilet seats to be nailed in down position.

I think the second ordinance extends that rule to the citizens as well.

[Shelly]

City Ordinance #1: All toilet seats to be nailed in down position.

That's a rule in my house! And I'm the only female and I rule!

[SpursWoman]

Lamin terms: BIG HOUSE, CHEAP PRICES.

"Lamin" ?

[mikejones99]

I thought orientals were smarter than most, goddam it. lesbien ? ^

[SpursWoman]

That's a rule in my house! And I'm the only female and I rule!

Eh, I don't care one way or the other ... but there will be to pay if it's left up and the first thing I see is piss all over the rim or a toilet covered in -shrapnel.

[mikejones99]

piss is really clean but shrapnel is not

[Shelly]

Which brings up the question, why do people carpet the toilet area? That was the first thing I ripped up in our house. Little boys and carpet don't mix.