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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Oldies but goodies . . .

    Your file was so big.
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.

    The Web site you seek
    Cannot be located, but
    Countless more exist.

    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.

    Program aborting:
    Close all that you have worked on.
    You ask far too much.

    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.

    Yesterday it worked.
    Today it is not working.
    Windows is like that.

    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand-dollar screen dies
    So beautifully.

    With searching comes loss
    And the presence of absence:
    "My Novel" not found.

    The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao-until
    You bring fresh toner.

    Stay the patient course.
    Of little worth is your ire.
    The network is down.

    A crash reduces
    Your expensive computer
    To a simple stone.

    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred.

    You step in the stream,
    But the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.

    Out of memory.
    We wish to hold the whole sky,
    But we never will.

    Having been erased,
    The do ent you're seeking
    Must now be retyped.

    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Blue screen is appearing
    No idea why
    comp flys out window

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    5. timvp's Avatar
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    Spyware watches us
    Password gone, you think you're safe
    Accept or Deny?

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    Get Refuel! FromWayDowntown's Avatar
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    Blue screen is appearing
    No idea why
    comp flys out window
    Ah, the old 6-4-5 hiaku.

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    5. timvp's Avatar
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    Ah, the old 6-4-5 hiaku.
    Followed by the 8
    Counting a thing of the past
    Try using word count

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    'Fore we go too far
    Let me make perfectly clear
    I did not write those

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    I apologize for that but i couldn't think of anything whitty hate wise for the blue screen of death.

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    Get Refuel! FromWayDowntown's Avatar
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    The blue screen of death
    A bane of my existence
    Next time buy Apple

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    I tried to buy an apple but they aren't compliant with Sprint broadband internet cards.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Followed by the 8
    Counting a thing of the past
    Try using word count
    Word count will not help
    You must have syllable count
    Or all words have one

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    5. timvp's Avatar
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    Word count will not help
    You must have syllable count
    Or all words have one
    Thanks for the math tips
    Unequivically right
    Excel as human

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    Corpus Christi Spurs Fan Phenomanul's Avatar
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    Is ^^this GiG a troll?
    Or is he back from the grave?.
    No longer hiding.

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