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In other news it was just announced that Sheryl Crow has a stinky butthole.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
In other news, Barrack Obama has decided to go "toilet paper free" for the remainder of his presidential campaign. When Barrack was asked of his intentions for banning the use of toilet paper he said, "When you have Joe Chalupa, Nbadan, and Boutons, who needs toilet paper?".
Crow calls for limit on loo paper
Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change.
She teamed up with environmental activist Laurie David for the shows.
The pair targeted 11 university campuses to persuade students to help combat the world's environmental problems.
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting
Sheryl Crow
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.
"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
David (left) and Crow have finished the Stop Global Warming College Tour
The tour ended on Sunday at the George Washington University in Washington DC, where Crow performed with Tim McGraw, Faith Hill and Carole King.
Laurie David's husband, Seinfeld creator Larry David, also appeared.
Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness".
She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve".
The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
The shows involved a short set by the singer, a talk by David and segments of Al Gore's environmental film An Inconvenient Truth.
In other news it was just announced that Sheryl Crow has a stinky butthole.
In other news, Lance Armstrong checked into Breckenridge hospital Saturday at around midnight this weekend. His doctor noted that "Lance Armstrong has been experiencing sharp pains along his urethra. After closer inspection, we found his penis to have been incubating a corn stalk in its initial stage."
It must be a real sacrifice for Crow to live up to that, as full of crap as she is.
Not really, ES, 'cause as we all know...
A liberal's don't stink.
For her next trick, Crow will exhort everyone to save their own crap and make biodiesel out of it.
meanwhile as the unecessary war rages on we have the neighborhood republicans attacking celebrities..
Thank you for your relevant contribution.
Regardless of Crow's stupid statement, the point is everyone should contribute to maintaining a clean environment.
I don't get why this should be a left-right, Repubs - Dems discussion.
What is so difficult to understand about the benefits of a clean environment? Benefit for us, but more important, benefit for future generations.
Any thrown in Rove's face is fine with me.
It's the scientists, academics, "pointy-headed intellectuals", and other serious, educated people who initiated the environmental warnings.
It's the dumb right, sheeple, rabble, and corps whose knees jerk in opposition to anything "intelligent", making the environment a political/partisan issue.
Actually it was a lone scientist who first advocated the warnings of CO2 and Margaret Thatcher was the one who created the IPCC.
Dumbass.
The real solution to all this global warming thingy:
Ban the production of oil entirely. Shut the Middle
East oil production down. Don't allow oil to be produced.
Shut Texas and all the other states who produce oil
down. NOW!
Go back to horse and buggies and start from scratch.
Texas will do just fine, we have to room to raise
all the horses people need. Japan may have a
problem.
And I don't work and have to get to an place of
employment, so what, I just don't care. We will have
a nice cool place to live and no carbon footprints.....
Maintaining a clean environment and a sustainable way of life is a necessary goal.
Some twit advocating toilet paper usage restrictions in order to get there isn't really helping anything. It trivializes the problem. It makes it sound silly and stupid.
Perhaps she will release a statement suggesting we try holding our breath to limit CO2 emissions.
Your right smeagol.
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1.
A) Sadaam's WMDs
B) Global Warming
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"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.A whole "part" of a tour? And this is what you come up with? There has to be more to that manifesto -- well, maybe not given how stupid that one part is. No one is going to be taken seriously talking about passing a toilet paper ration law.
I said
I know its stupid.
Probably the wrong thread to advocate against polluting the planet.
Hey Gtown and Ray, let's pullute the out of the environment. Either way, you guys and me will be dead when this problem hits the fan.
Talk about selfish.
What the kind of ultra-absorbant hefty toilet tissue does SHE use after a hangover dump? My god, I'm lucky if I can stop at five wads...Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
Sheryl Crow obviously doesn't have enough fluids in her diet.
1 square???
1 square!!!
I am trying to help. Everyone keeps blaming oil as being
the problem. Then ban it. It will be easy, you need
great big old oil tankers to carry it. You need piplelines
to move it. Just destroy those two things and everything
and everyone will be okay. We will go back to horse and
buggies. Of course it will take you a little longer to get
to the Big Apple by boat or whatever, but you wont be
"polluting the out of the evironment". Now really
am I being unreasonable? Don't let the ME countries
produce......come on, you tell me. Is it or is it not a
crisis?
Meanwhile....Additionally, when the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that's a carbon footprint!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backsta...ow/scrow1.html
I was planning on cutting back on toilet paper too, but then I thought I'd wait to see what Sean Penn's advice is...
Ways to help global warming....
Stop stupid musucians from touring around the country in polution spewing tourbusses so they can become filthy rich...
Stop making CD's, which are a petroeum derived material.
Cheryl retiring, not touring, not releasing any CD's, are the best things she can do to stop global warming.
She's singlehandedly responsible for a thousand times more polution than everyone on this political forum combined.
And unlike most of us...who do it to survive...she does it to become extravagantly wealthy.
I'd have more respect for her if she said she just started using her hand.
It would do wonders for popular music as well.Cheryl retiring, not touring, not releasing any CD's, are the best things she can do to stop global warming.
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