Since its a Cardinals Cubs weekend.

[T Park]

I thought id share some old make fun of the Cubs jokes.

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope
mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.


A helpless man, wearing a Chicago Cubs jersey, was struggling
frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.


As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three
men wearing St. Louis Cardinals jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a
harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the
bleeding, semi-conscious Cubs fan from the water.


Then using (autographed by Albert Pujols himself) baseball bats, the
three heroes in Cardinal Red beat the shark to death and hauled it into
the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there
was some bitter hatred between Cardinal and Cub fans, but now I have
seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."


As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he
doesn't know anything about shark fishing.... how's the bait holding
up?"

[T Park]

Answering the topic, "Predict What Will Go Wrong Next For The Cubs", Phillip Thompson replied:

"The team will be hit with wrongful death suits after hundreds of Cardinal fans die laughing"

[Sportcamper]

I like the Cubs....

[T Park]

Figures