Oh god, Tuesday night will be an embarrassment

[Shank]

If Dirk wins the MVP, proceeds to drop another turd and the Mavs get bounced.

Why even keep the award in that case? Tell Stern you want your buddy Nash to have it instead.

[SAtown]

Wait, so they're giving the MVP out on Tuesday?

[Amuseddaysleeper]

you guys could pull what phoenix did last year

anything is possible

[lurker]

I'm hoping Dirk doesn't win it to save him further embarrassment.

[cornbread]

Wait, so they're giving the MVP out on Tuesday?

It might be the last opportunity for the ceremony.

[Shank]

The Warriors bench will be giggling their asses off if he gets it. No way they give it out if there's a 6th game in Oakland.

[lurker]

It might be the last opportunity for the ceremony.

That's such a sad thing to read.

[TheSanityAnnex]

If there is a God, Dirk will win MVP, the Mavs will lose, and the rest of us will laugh.

[Shank]

If there is a God, Dirk will win MVP, the Mavs will lose, and the rest of us will laugh.

That will prove the existence of God? I thought for certain it would be something a little more substantial.

[TheSanityAnnex]

That will prove the existence of God? I thought for certain it would be something a little more substantial.

No, that is all that is needed for me to believe.

[T Park]

So what, Malone had no qualms in 99 about accepting it after getting bounced against the Blazers.

[SAtown]

That will prove the existence of God? I thought for certain it would be something a little more substantial.

He was probably quoting Amarelooms, who frequently makes re ed comments like "If there is a God..."

[Shank]

So what, Malone had no qualms in 99 about accepting it after getting bounced against the Blazers.

I saw Malone at the El Dorado in Shreveport last night, actually. Does that guy have like 20 kids or something? He had a small clan of kids and wives in tow.

[slayermin]

Yeah, Stern was probably hoping to wait for the semis. But now, he's gonna have to be in Dallas on Tuesday. Or I guess there is always FEDEX.

[baseline bum]

That will prove the existence of God? I thought for certain it would be something a little more substantial.

God already proved his existence in the Finals last year.

[Shank]

God already proved his existence in the Finals last year.

And as we've seen so far these playoffs - the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.

[Don Quixote]

If there is a God, Dirk will win MVP, the Mavs will lose, and the rest of us will laugh.

I'm sure proof of God's existence does not hinge upon Dirk winning the MVP. But yes, it will be hilarious.

[Don Quixote]

Actually, I can envision a scenario where Dirk wins it, and then Dallas gags again on their own floor in a pressure situation, as always, and then ...

The light in the Arena dim, and loud music starts playing (not hip-hop or crap like that, but biker music), and the announcers say, "Holy Crap! What's going on!?" while flares are going off and smoke is everywhere.

And then comes Tim Duncan, WWF-style, down on the court, and he flexes his biceps, and kisses them while posing for the crowd and camera. Then he rips his shirt off and grabs the trophy away from Dirk, shoving him in the process. Dirk stays down, crying.

[aaronstampler]

I think it'd be priceless to have Stern there to present it to him, just so he can see the look in Cuban's face when the game is over and they're done. "Your league is in' rigged!"

[judaspriestess]

Actually, I can envision a scenario where Dirk wins it, and then Dallas gags again on their own floor in a pressure situation, as always, and then ...

The light in the Arena dim, and loud music starts playing (not hip-hop or crap like that, but biker music), and the announcers say, "Holy Crap! What's going on!?" while flares are going off and smoke is everywhere.

And then comes Tim Duncan, WWF-style, down on the court, and he flexes his biceps, and kisses them while posing for the crowd and camera. Then he rips his shirt off and grabs the trophy away from Dirk, shoving him in the process. Dirk stays down, crying.

then runs into the locker room and kicks the excercise bicycle on his way in

[trueD]

I saw Malone at the El Dorado in Shreveport last night, actually. Does that guy have like 20 kids or something? He had a small clan of kids and wives in tow.

18 years in Utah will do that to a man.