Results 1 to 6 of 6
  1. #1
    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio, Tx
    Post Count
    10,005
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Michigan Wolverines
    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2314852.html?menu=

    Salesman's hard time
    Salesman Richard Carter fears he's facing the sack after struggling with a seven-year erection.

    Richard, 34, developed the rare condition priapism after taking panic attack medication.

    It left his manhood almost constantly stiff and he needed eight hospital operations to reduce it, reports The Sun.

    Richard's bulge also left him in agony as he drove vans selling fire extinguishers for Chubbs.

    He was forced to take so much time off that bosses have told him they may need to "reassess" whether he can still work for them as an on-the-road salesman.

    Richard, from Holbrooks, Coventry, claims he's been threatened with redundancy and offered a pay-off of just ten weeks' wages - despite ten years service.

    He said: "Some may think it's good to have an erection for that long, but I was often in terrible pain. I had to wear knee-length coats in summer to hide it, yet people at work thought it was a joke."

    The condition has now improved and Richard won a 2003 bravery award for using his extinguishers on a blazing car.

    He said: "I was told the op may make me impotent, but I had to risk it to avoid any more pain."

    Chubbs last night said they might find Richard an alternative job. A spokesman said: "We sympathise with him. His position is under review."

  2. #2
    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
    Location
    Austin, TX
    Post Count
    10,567
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Trinity Tigers
    The guy has a permanent Chubby and he works for Chubbs? What a great PR angle.

  3. #3
    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
    Post Count
    14,021
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    New Mexico Lobos
    This condition would likely create some awkward moments on the bball court when your guarding someone in the post.

  4. #4
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
    Name
    Jason
    Location
    New Braunfels
    Post Count
    8,697
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    This condition would likely create some awkward moments on the bball court when your guarding someone in the post.
    not as awkward as one might think. Its like defending with 3 arms. Besides who is going to drive on you while your sporting wood

  5. #5
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
    Name
    Christy
    Post Count
    27,173
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    not as awkward as one might think. Its like defending with 3 arms. Besides who is going to drive on you while your sporting wood


  6. #6
    Take the fcking keys away baseline bum's Avatar
    Post Count
    93,988
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    UCLA Bruins
    not as awkward as one might think. Its like defending with 3 arms. Besides who is going to drive on you while your sporting wood
    I think that's the only way Dirk would.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •