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  1. 05-09-2007 #1
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    Mike: Tim, let us win this game. We promise not to kick, elbow or punch you tonight.
    Tim: mmmm.....
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  2. 05-09-2007 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin R


    Mike: Tim, let us win this game. We promise not to kick, elbow or punch you tonight.
    Tim: mmmm.....
    "Hey you think you could miss a few when Amare is on you so people stop asking so much why his defense sucks."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin R
    Mike: *chuckles to self* Hey Tim, remember your car?
    Tim: Yeah.... hey wait, what do you mean, remember?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin R

    hey tim, watch me go ape on this zebra again..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin R


    Mike: Tim, let us win this game. We promise not to kick, elbow or punch you tonight.
    Tim: mmmm.....
    Mike: "It is kind of a burning sensation in between my toes, you think that is just athletes foot Tim"

    Tim:"Uh"
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  6. 05-09-2007 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin R


    Mike: Tim, let us win this game. We promise not to kick, elbow or punch you tonight.
    Tim: mmmm.....
    Mike: You see Tim, we're not so different, you and I, we're both adept at ing about calls

    Tim: I see what you mean
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin R


    Mike: Tim. Does this tie make me look gay?
    Tim: No. Your face does.

    Mike: Tim. Does this tie make me look gay?
    Tim: No. Your face does.
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  8. 05-09-2007 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin R

    I can so take you in 2k7.
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  9. 05-09-2007 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdictjames
    Mike: You see Tim, we're not so different, you and I, we're both adept at ing about calls

    Tim: I see what you mean
    Winner.

    Thread over.
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  10. 05-09-2007 #10
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    "Tim, why do people keep saying I look like Hitler?"

    "I'm not sure. I always thought your mustache made you like the cowboy from the Village People."
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
    "Tim, why do people keep saying I look like Hitler?"

    "I'm not sure. I always thought your mustache made you like the cowboy from the Village People."

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  12. 05-09-2007 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin R
    Mike: Thanks for mailing this one in. We needed a W like I need my hairline to quit recedding.

    Tim: Meh. No big deal. I'll probably show a little bit of game, so you know that Kurt Thomas can't actually defend me alone.

    Mike: That's very kind of you. I'm sure I'll be fired when we don't make the finals AGAIN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBeezie
    Mike: Thanks for mailing this one in. We needed a W like I need my hairline to quit recedding.

    Tim: Meh. No big deal. I'll probably show a little bit of game, so you know that Kurt Thomas can't actually defend me alone.

    Mike: That's very kind of you. I'm sure I'll be fired when we don't make the finals AGAIN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin R
    Mike: Hey Timmy, I heard Eva's not giving Tony any action until after the playoffs.

    Timmy: Yup, something about waiting until after the wedding.

    Mike: Could you follow her lead and stop ing my team out there on the low post?
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    Mike: How come you never ask me to be in one of those HEB ads?
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    Mike: Hey Tim...I DARE ya to hold the ball in the post and do nothing for 23 seconds and then shoot a bank shot......

    Tim: I think I can do that....

    Mike: Ya think? We just saw it the last FIFTEEN POSSESIONS IN A ROW!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danyo
    Mike: Hey Timmy, I heard Eva's not giving Tony any action until after the playoffs.

    Timmy: Yup, something about waiting until after the wedding.

    Mike: Could you follow her lead and stop ing my team out there on the low post?
    That was great.
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    Mike: "So, just imagine you and Amare in the frontcourt with Steve feeding you guys the ball."

    Tim: "Ok, I'm 'imagining'."

    "Wait a second! Nash and Stoudemire want to be traded??"
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    Read it from right to left.
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  20. 05-09-2007 #20
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    Mike to Tim: It's really a dry heat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin R

    Mike: Originally, this moustache started as a dare, but I am starting to like the look of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Peabody

    Mike: So who do you want to play after you beat us?
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    Quote Originally Posted by whottt
    Mike: So who do you want to play after you beat us?
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    [QUOTE=Martin R]

    Mike: Hey Tim, is it just me or is Steve really -eyed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by F7


    You be the hot dog, I'll be the bun.
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