Life is Short. Get a Divorce.

[Spurminator]

Divorce Lawyers + Advertising =

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/li...ing-under-fire

[Shelly]

Will Jim 'the Texas hammer' Adler fight for yew?

[spurfan81]

Will Jim 'the Texas hammer' Adler fight for yew?

"Call me right now!!"

[fatsack]

it worked for me!

[FromWayDowntown]

Will Jim 'the Texas hammer' Adler fight for yew?

He's tough AND smart.

[Wayne Wright L.L.P.]

You dee-serve Justice, so weeeee dee-mand it!

[Shelly]

Where's the Jim Adler troll???

[FromWayDowntown]

is there a Jim Adler or a Texas Hammer troll yet?

[Shelly]

The sad thing is for as annoying as he is, you do remember his name!

[mikejones99]

That Chicago lawyer was on the Tom Leykis show for an hour yesterday.

[T Park]

Wasn't it William the Shakes that said "kill all the lawyers" ?

[dougp]

The sad thing is for as annoying as he is, you do remember his name!

We all remember you too, S y!

[Trainwreck2100]

Call The Malaise Law Firm at
1800Divorce

[FromWayDowntown]

Wasn't it William the Shakes that said "kill all the lawyers" ?

Curiously, Shakespeare wrote that line to have it said by a traitor who wished no interference with his attempt to overtake the government.

[CharlieMac]

I liked saying Billy Shakes in my Shakespeare's Early Plays class a few years ago. Suprisingly, that never got old.

I was discussing lawyers the other day with someone I know. This is one of those people that has a high respect for lawyers due to their schooling. Not me.

Someone getting the masters in mechanical or biomedical engineering gets waaaaay more respect from me. I mean, how many lawyers are there in this country. It can't be that tough. Okay, maybe it can be. Still, they get less respect than a lot of other professions from me. Have you seen that degree program for a phd in English or History? Damn.

[Mr. Peabody]

I was discussing lawyers the other day with someone I know. This is one of those people that has a high respect for lawyers due to their schooling. Not me.

Someone getting the masters in mechanical or biomedical engineering gets waaaaay more respect from me. I mean, how many lawyers are there in this country. It can't be that tough. Okay, maybe it can be. Still, they get less respect than a lot of other professions from me. Have you seen that degree program for a phd in English or History? Damn.

I went to school with a few guys that became lawyers and I must say that I was never very impressed by them.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

That billboard goes against the grain of everything I believe in.
























Namely, have your cake and eat it too.

[FromWayDowntown]

I went to school with a few guys that became lawyers and I must say that I was never very impressed by them.

There are plenty of licensed attorneys who are readily capable of underwhelming anyone. Unfortunately, those tend also to be the lawyers who believe that they're smart enough to bilk clients and get away with it.

But, with that said, there are also many, many lawyers who are extremely bright and who do great things with that gift.

[CharlieMac]

There are plenty of licensed attorneys who are readily capable of underwhelming anyone. Unfortunately, those tend also to be the lawyers who believe that they're smart enough to bilk clients and get away with it.

But, with that said, there are also many, many lawyers who are extremely bright and who do great things with that gift.

Roger that.

[Spurminator]

Lawyers are simultaneously ruining this country and saving this country.

[Shelly]

FWD, aren't you a lawyer?

You get a pass cuz you have a cool birthday!