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, that's a funny dude right there.
This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It stunk.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.
SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.
I'd hire him. He's humorous and creative.
Actually, that's probably one of the better applicants that McDonalds sees walking through their doors.
I'd probably hire his ass, too.
how the did you get my application!?!?!? i was told all that was confidential! i think im needing a lawyer!
ahem
When we people learn that Snopes is their friend?????
I shouldnt have spent all that time on mine application!... They did call me back but I hunged up on them when they told me the hours they had available. ..that was 8 years ago!...I got a better offer at Whataburger! and better pay! that was a good first job!... I worked at the one next to Fiesta Texas off of La Cantera and 1604....I wonder if its still there.
I'd still hire him.
Well - I believe it. no joke - When I was in High School, they used to have the apps printed on the tray placecmats. I was sitting with friends and filled one out with my info, but I put that I was fired from Victoria's Secret as a change room attendant because they found out I had been convicted of statutory rape. I wadded it into a ball and threw it on the floor. I got a call a week later, asking if I was still interested in a job.
( Original post quoted so there is no confusion on part of Johnny Blaze as to what I am laughing at. )
Sure...
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thats hilarious even is its not real.
Crazy Asian.
Crazy Asian.
Oh no you don't! Make fun of me all you want but leave Sho alone.
You big meanie!
Johnny Blaze=
14.2 Mpg, 3.4 Ppg, 4.6 Rpg, 0.4 Bpg
Writer's block, JB?
And feel free to keep reposting pictures of Sho.
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