Dirk Press Conference at 8:40 (10 min's)...

[LEONARD]

stream it here...
http://theticket.com/listen.htm

Of course this is "Fake Dirk" but it'll be funny...I figured Spurs fans might get a kick out of it...

I think the real press conf is at 11:00...

[LEONARD]

"Most Vag-like Protege"

Cuban selling the team...Dirk quit, then went on a shooting rampage...

[monosylab1k]

So far, the real press conference has been more comical than the fake one. the whoops and hollering when it was announced was just awful. and HOLY cuban is crying...

"we had a tremendous year"
"dirk, you WERE the best player in the NBA this year"
"we're proud of our season"

what a ing joke. i don't care about what he accomplished and how many wins the team got, this is nothing more than an EMBARRASSMENT for the Mavericks organization.

[monosylab1k]

at least dirk isn't avoiding mentioning his post season abortion.

[nkdlunch]