Top five things Mavfan will do for this years WCF

[The_Worlds_finest]

5. Print out a poster of "spurs advance*" and place on ceiling above bed

4.video tape each game and send each questionable call in favor of the spurs to FO.

3.Purchase a boozer jersey and place an iron-on "mavericks" name logo over the Jazz

2. Believe mavs would beat the spurs in 6 if thier team actually made it...

1. Purchase a duncan jersey and attend games at the ATT CENTER!

[Trainwreck2100]

cry

[Despot]

At least one of the players on the mavs payroll is still in this thing.

I have a question, if we do win it all, does Cuban get a ring?

[callo1]

At least one of the players on the mavs payroll is still in this thing.

I have a question, if we do win it all, does Cuban get a ring?

Priceless.

[CubanMustGo]

You forgot

0. Post lame takes on ST about how Dallas beat SA once

[Trainwreck2100]

At least one of the players on the mavs payroll is still in this thing.

I have a question, if we do win it all, does Cuban get a ring?

Really, the Spurs should offer him one. Just cause that will be funny

[Marcus Bryant]

6. Hang a banner in the middle of the night.

[monosylab1k]

7. Be too busy wondering what their team is gonna do to be better next season to give a what assholes on SpursTalk think.

[CubanMustGo]

And yet here you are!!

[Marcus Bryant]

8. Take up crocheting to while away the time they would spend on SpursTalk.com trolling.

[monosylab1k]

And yet here you are!!

I'm a Hawks fan.

[Strike]

9. Bandwagon ANY team that plays San Antonio in the remainder of the playoffs.

[Obstructed_View]

7. Be too busy wondering what their team is gonna do to be better next season to give a what assholes on SpursTalk think.

Prove that they are still trolling by not being able to avoid responding to posts.

[zrinkill]

Stock up on Tampons and tissue for a long long summer.

[saporvida]

Stock up on Tampons and tissue for a long long summer.

are we talking about amare or mavsfan here?

[Man of Steel]

They're going to be jacking off to posters of Dirk getting knocked on his ass by Baron Davis cause it has his legs wide open! They're still looking for his balls.

[SenorSpur]

At least one of the players on the mavs payroll is still in this thing.

I have a question, if we do win it all, does Cuban get a ring?

That's cold!

[hater]

watch 2006 Western Conference championship DVD

[dg7md]

Wallscroll the Manu foul on Dirk.

[sprrs]

7. Be too busy wondering what their team is gonna do to be better next season to give a what assholes on SpursTalk think.

off topic, but weren't you the one that lost the bet with SpursDynasty?

[Clutch20]

5. Hug tightly onto Dirk stuffed-toys while singing their version of the Brady Bunch song then tune in to watch real men play basketball with the sound turned off and then skewing the color so the Spurs jerseys turn real greenlike.

4. Call the therapist for last minute reminders about coping strategies and check to make sure momma has hidden all the sharp objects in the house until at least next week.

3. Stock up on votive candles that have a shelf life of 6 years or at least untill Tim Duncan leaves to sit in the Hall Of Fame.

2. Have Dr. Phil as one of the top fave 5,

1. Snap the do-it yourself, custom-installed restraining straps across the chest, arms and legs for personal safety, and remember to also put Dr. Phil's number on speed dial!

[Leetonidas]

15. Join SpursTalk as Jazz fans and troll.