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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    BECAUSE THEY WERE ARGUING OVER WHO WAS OLDER!

    http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/met....1feef5c8.html

    NEW: Man stabbed with pitchfork while trying to stop fight

    Web Posted: 05/29/2007 09:47 AM CDT


    KENS 5 Eyewitness News

    A man who tried to break up a fight between his two nephews ended up being stabbed with a pitchfork by one of his nephews, police say.

    All three men were drinking in their mobile home in the 1200 block of Paseo Derecho around 10 p.m. Sunday, when the two cousins began arguing over who was older.

    One of the cousins grabbed a pitchfork, and when the uncle stepped between his nephews, he was stabbed in the arm. The uncle was taken to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

    The 26-year-old nephew who stabbed his uncle was arrested on charges of aggravated assault.

    Police say the other cousin won't be charged.

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    I don't even know what to say.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Dude, Mobile Home? Pitchfork? This has red-neck trailer trash written all over it, that's the only way this could have happend.

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    Wanna kill all Humans? u2sarajevo's Avatar
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    They should invest in some government identification..... argument would be over pretty quickly and no bloodshed.

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    Get It Sparked Up SPARKY's Avatar
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    A man who tried to break up a fight between his two nephews ended up being stabbed with a pitchfork


    All three men were drinking in their mobile home
    Ah.

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    when the two cousins began arguing over who was older.
    The funniest line in the story, IMO.

    And the cousin who "won" gets to spend at least several months getting "stabbed" in jail thinking about what a stupid argument that was.


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    Doesn't look like red-neck country to me. , some of these lots are up-scale, water-front quality ,over-looking .... a drainage ditch!

    http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=e...,0.014849&z=17

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    This was not a trivial argument, as the elder would have priority for the inheritance.

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    This was not a trivial argument, as the elder would have priority for the inheritance.
    Like who gets the run-down mobile home?

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