Top 10 reasons SA > Cleveland

[GSH]

Shouldn't have perpetuated a Cavs fan's thread. Here are the Top 10 Reasons SA > Cleveland

1. Cavs decision makers can't even make up their minds where they are from. LeBron says he came from St. Vincents-St. Marys, and Pavlovic says he is from Serbia AND Montenegro.
2. Cavs have an assistant coach named Melvin Hunt, and Spurs have a player named Melvin Ely. Our Melvin would kick their Melvin's ass.
3. NBA rules require Cavs starting center to remove the bolts from his neck before the start of each game, for safety purposes.
4. It is a well-known fact that the two biggest-selling consumer items in Cleveland are beer and razor blades, as those living in Cleveland either have to drink heavily or cut their wrists.
5. Face it...Mike Brown looks like the expendable extra who always gets killed mid-way through every WWII movie.
6. Cavs second team captain is Eric Snow. That's like having Dan Quayle for Vice-President.
7. Nike's new steel-toed shoe, the "Dirty Bruce", will not be available to other players until after the playoffs.
8. Stern can't allow this year's Cavs to earn championship rings, knowing that Scot Pollard will wear his in his nose.
9. What kind of city has enough empty parking spaces to allow 20,000 additional fans to gather and watch the game outside the arena?
10. Varejao sidelined while he appeals the NBA's new rule prohibiting public displays of pubic hair.

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11. If Mike Brown is released after the season, he always can fall back on standing-in as "Grimace" for McDonald's.
12. Duncan's H.E.B. commercials > LeBron's Sprite commercials
13. Some obligatory Damon Jones comment
14. Even with Rasho, we'd lose 4-0 in the Battle of the Big White Stiffs